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they wanted a giraffe oneshot, so i gave them one

By: fullbodiedanon on Jul 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.78 KB  |  hits: 78  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you are a giraffe named tina
  2. >youve been living in ponyville now for at least 3 years
  3. >your a bit of a recluse in a way
  4. >you dont go outside much because people just look at your neck
  5. >and they laugh sometimes
  6. >you dont like being laughed at
  7. >but
  8. >you need groceries
  9. >so out you go into the open world
  10. >or... more as ponyville... really...
  11. >your nervous because today is supposed to be nightmare night
  12. >you didnt like the sound of that day, even if it was just about little kids going around getting candy
  13. ohhh... i dont like this at all...
  14. >you see nothing but colts and fillies everywhere dressed up as some kind of cute version of a scary monster
  15. >its alright you guess
  16. >but some of the adults actually have really scary costumes... jerks...
  17. >suddenly they start noticing you and spout off nothing but mean stuff...
  18. >"what are you supossed to be?" says one of them
  19. >"what a stupid pattern" says another
  20. >your never going to get to the grocery store like this... you might as well go back...
  21. >"woah! a real giraffe! your awesome!"
  22. >what?
  23. what?
  24. >"i said your awesome!"
  25. >you turn around to see who it is...
  26. >"ive never seen you here before! how come your not dressed up?"
  27. >its anon
  28. >anon is a human that came here about a year ago
  29. >youve heard alot about him and how he helps alot of people, like the cakes, or the masonry people, or-
  30. >"hello?"
  31. oh, um..i dont really like nightmare night...
  32. >"what? how can you not like it? with a body like yours, you could go as anything you wanted!"
  33. >you look at anon for a moment
  34. >he is dressed up as a creepy looking scarecrow with ropes painted on his cheeks to make it look like its keeping parts of his mouth shut, and a sythe to add to it.
  35. >you dont remember being told his hair was this long though. its really long, like... to his back
  36. um... whats up with your hair... if you dont mind me asking...
  37. >"oh, this? i got one of my friends to do a spell on me to add to the look. cool huh?"
  38. um... yeah!
  39. >"so let me get back to my main question:how come ive never seen you before?"
  40. im...im kind of recluse...
  41. >"i hope your not venomous." he laughes
  42. heheh.. never...
  43. >he is pretty nice...
  44. >your whole night was nothing but you and anonymous having fun
  45. >you really wanted to get your groceries at first...
  46. >but they could wait...
  47. >anon got you a costume that actually fit, you were now some kind of caped person with a hat and sword... you think he said something about zorro?
  48. >you and him hit up alot of games and food places when you were both having fun
  49. >it finally got to a point to were you and him entered a costume contest
  50. >you were reluctant and shy at first, but he said that if you felt like you were embarrassed, he would act wacky on stage to get all the attention
  51. >he really is nice
  52. >and you wanna know something?
  53. >YOU WON FIRST PRIZE!
  54. >you havent won first prize in something in a long time!
  55. >"good job tina!" said anon with a 2nd place ribbon pined on his hat.
  56. its all thanks to you really! i would have never done any of this... you know i was actually going to go get OHMYGOSHTHEGROCERIES!!!
  57. >you and anon run for awhile untill you finally get to a store to get some milk, butter, bread, and other things
  58. >it was close to closing too, but luckily anon knew a shortcut
  59. >once you get to your house he helps you get all of it inside and ready to go when needed
  60. t-thank you anon...
  61. >"anything for a friend tina!"
  62. >you couldnt take it anymore
  63. >you kiss him...
  64. >on the lips...
  65. >for a really long time...
  66. >when you pull away you swear that your face was on fire you were so embarrassed
  67. >"tina..."
  68. ill see you tomorrow... got it?
  69. >"...got it..." he says as you shoo him out of your house and close the door
  70. >he looks at your house and smiles a bit before leaving
  71. >well...
  72. >i guess you cant be a recluse anymore
  73. >oh yeah... and...
  74. >YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!