Title: the things we do for money Author: fullbodiedanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/KGSgLL5z First Edit: Tuesday 15th of October 2013 01:41:23 AM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 15th of October 2013 01:41:23 AM CDT I can't believe i'm fucking doing this... >... Ughhhhh... god damnit... >You are Norman. >You are about to strip in front of a webcam, for the enjoyment of... 300 women. >At least you hope they are all women. >Awhile back you became flat out broke because you got fired from your last job. >Why? >Because "Sorry Norman, but my daughter really needs a job." >FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, I NEED A JOB. >... >Now i'm forced to this. >Man, i wish i'd never found this site. >Curse my love of porn. >"STRIP ALREADY!" says one of the ladies in the VIP chat. >The voice is heavily modded. >Like you would even know them anyway. Okay, jees... just let me take off my beanie. >"Do it... slowly... i-if that's okay." says another heavily modded voice. Take off my beanie.... slowly? >"Y-yes please..." she says. Ugh, fine... >You slowly take off the beanie, and swish around your hair once you are done. >"Oh my..." Did taking off my beanie seriously get you off? >Silence. Wooooooow... >"Alright p-partner... n-now take off yer jacket and shirt, in one giant rip." But i like this shirt. This is like my favorite shirt i swear. >"Honey, with the money you are getting from this, you can buy a whole more lot of those things, now rip it off." >HOLY FUCK, SHE'S RIGHT, THE CASH METER JUST WENT UP TO $500. >THAT'S ABOUT ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO LIVE ON. >... >Oh my god it's still going up >holy fuck, 600 bucks! >"RIP IT!" >You fucking rip off your shirt and toss it to the ground. >Goodbye lucky shirt. >Hello 657 bucks. >"woah, i didn't expect YOU to have nice pecs." says a different voice. Yeah yeah, whatever, what next? >"t-t-take off your shoes..." I don't have shoes on. >"Oh my...." >Oh my god this VIP room, i swear... >"Flex your muscles. Do the pose Hulk Hogan does." Like this? >More money fills the screen. >I swear if this shit hits 1000 bucks... >"Now, down to the main course." >Oh fuck... >Shit... >You gotta show your junk. >But you aren't even hard. >You don't even have a chub going on. >Fuck? >What do? >Gotta think about something hot. >Yeah. >Like Rarity twerking. >Oh god my dick. >It's like the power of greyskull is being launched into my dick. >You take off your jeans and boxers. >They all see it. >Chat goes silent. >Money everywhere. >Jesus christ the money. >Do male strippers even get paid this much? >No wonder the site wants you to make a 10% downpayment. >"DO THE HELICOPTER DICK. DO IT NOW!" I.. i uh... fuck, okay... >You spin your dick around for whoever wanted you to. >Man, if girls act like this online, why can't they act like this in real life? >"If we put the bar up to 1000, will you mastrubate on screen?" Fuck, if you get it to 1000, ill do whatever you want. >Chat goes silent. >Bar goes to 1000. >Oh fuck... maybe you shouldn't have said you'd do anything. >"You must twerk." You want me to- >"Twerk while furiously jacking off." >"P-put the beanie back on.... slowly..." >Jesus christ this room. >Oh well. >Gotta do it. >You twerk, jack off, and put the beanie back on all at the same time. >God this is the weirdest fucking thing. >"NOW A BIG MONEYSHOT!" >When you finally get to the edge, you release the kraken. >God, you're cumming like you pressed light punch, light punch, forward, light kick, heavy punch. >Once you are done, you sit on your bed. >God even the afterglow. >You've never been that horny before, jesus. >You make your way to the computer. Alright, thats... that's the only time i'm ever doing this. Thanks for the cash. >You log out and check your savings account. >It's all there. >Well, most of it. >But fuck it's all there. ----------------   >Be at school next day. >You make your way to the- >"You sure do have a nice party cannon Norman." says Pinkie. What? >"Some people say minimalism is the best fashion, they clearly haven't met you darling" says Rarity. Wh-what? >"You think i could use your magic wand some time Norman?" asks Twilight. >"I'd like to raise that barn." says Applejack. >"I'd work that muscle out all the time." says Rainbow. >"I-i would... do things to pleasure you in that certain spot." says Fluttershy What are you guys talking about? >"You gonna be online tonight sugarcube?" she asks winking at you. Oh i... oh.... OHHHH. >OH FUCK. >"If you want a shirt like your old one, you should come by some time so i can... take some measurements." says Rarity. >OH MY GOD THEY WERE THERE. >"See you at lunch.~" says Rainbow as they all walk off. >You just stand there in the hallway. >They saw you. >Oh god what if the whole school saw you? >"Norman, my office, now." says Principal Celestia over the speakers. >OH FUCK, THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOES KNOW. >You make your way there, and open the door. MISS. CELESTIA, I SWEAR, I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I REALLY NEEDED THE MONEY AND- >"Shhhh-shhh-shh-shh-shhhhhh...." >You are quiet. >"Now.... drop the pants." she says crossing her fingers.