- I can't believe i'm fucking doing this...
- >...
- Ughhhhh... god damnit...
- >You are Norman.
- >You are about to strip in front of a webcam, for the enjoyment of... 300 women.
- >At least you hope they are all women.
- >Awhile back you became flat out broke because you got fired from your last job.
- >Why?
- >Because "Sorry Norman, but my daughter really needs a job."
- >FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, I NEED A JOB.
- >...
- >Now i'm forced to this.
- >Man, i wish i'd never found this site.
- >Curse my love of porn.
- >"STRIP ALREADY!" says one of the ladies in the VIP chat.
- >The voice is heavily modded.
- >Like you would even know them anyway.
- Okay, jees... just let me take off my beanie.
- >"Do it... slowly... i-if that's okay." says another heavily modded voice.
- Take off my beanie.... slowly?
- >"Y-yes please..." she says.
- Ugh, fine...
- >You slowly take off the beanie, and swish around your hair once you are done.
- >"Oh my..."
- Did taking off my beanie seriously get you off?
- >Silence.
- Wooooooow...
- >"Alright p-partner... n-now take off yer jacket and shirt, in one giant rip."
- But i like this shirt. This is like my favorite shirt i swear.
- >"Honey, with the money you are getting from this, you can buy a whole more lot of those things, now rip it off."
- >HOLY FUCK, SHE'S RIGHT, THE CASH METER JUST WENT UP TO $500.
- >THAT'S ABOUT ALL YOU REALLY NEED TO LIVE ON.
- >...
- >Oh my god it's still going up
- >holy fuck, 600 bucks!
- >"RIP IT!"
- >You fucking rip off your shirt and toss it to the ground.
- >Goodbye lucky shirt.
- >Hello 657 bucks.
- >"woah, i didn't expect YOU to have nice pecs." says a different voice.
- Yeah yeah, whatever, what next?
- >"t-t-take off your shoes..."
- I don't have shoes on.
- >"Oh my...."
- >Oh my god this VIP room, i swear...
- >"Flex your muscles. Do the pose Hulk Hogan does."
- Like this?
- >More money fills the screen.
- >I swear if this shit hits 1000 bucks...
- >"Now, down to the main course."
- >Oh fuck...
- >Shit...
- >You gotta show your junk.
- >But you aren't even hard.
- >You don't even have a chub going on.
- >Fuck?
- >What do?
- >Gotta think about something hot.
- >Yeah.
- >Like Rarity twerking.
- >Oh god my dick.
- >It's like the power of greyskull is being launched into my dick.
- >You take off your jeans and boxers.
- >They all see it.
- >Chat goes silent.
- >Money everywhere.
- >Jesus christ the money.
- >Do male strippers even get paid this much?
- >No wonder the site wants you to make a 10% downpayment.
- >"DO THE HELICOPTER DICK. DO IT NOW!"
- I.. i uh... fuck, okay...
- >You spin your dick around for whoever wanted you to.
- >Man, if girls act like this online, why can't they act like this in real life?
- >"If we put the bar up to 1000, will you mastrubate on screen?"
- Fuck, if you get it to 1000, ill do whatever you want.
- >Chat goes silent.
- >Bar goes to 1000.
- >Oh fuck... maybe you shouldn't have said you'd do anything.
- >"You must twerk."
- You want me to-
- >"Twerk while furiously jacking off."
- >"P-put the beanie back on.... slowly..."
- >Jesus christ this room.
- >Oh well.
- >Gotta do it.
- >You twerk, jack off, and put the beanie back on all at the same time.
- >God this is the weirdest fucking thing.
- >"NOW A BIG MONEYSHOT!"
- >When you finally get to the edge, you release the kraken.
- >God, you're cumming like you pressed light punch, light punch, forward, light kick, heavy punch.
- >Once you are done, you sit on your bed.
- >God even the afterglow.
- >You've never been that horny before, jesus.
- >You make your way to the computer.
- Alright, thats... that's the only time i'm ever doing this. Thanks for the cash.
- >You log out and check your savings account.
- >It's all there.
- >Well, most of it.
- >But fuck it's all there.
- ----------------
- >Be at school next day.
- >You make your way to the-
- >"You sure do have a nice party cannon Norman." says Pinkie.
- What?
- >"Some people say minimalism is the best fashion, they clearly haven't met you darling" says Rarity.
- Wh-what?
- >"You think i could use your magic wand some time Norman?" asks Twilight.
- >"I'd like to raise that barn." says Applejack.
- >"I'd work that muscle out all the time." says Rainbow.
- >"I-i would... do things to pleasure you in that certain spot." says Fluttershy
- What are you guys talking about?
- >"You gonna be online tonight sugarcube?" she asks winking at you.
- Oh i... oh.... OHHHH.
- >OH FUCK.
- >"If you want a shirt like your old one, you should come by some time so i can... take some measurements." says Rarity.
- >OH MY GOD THEY WERE THERE.
- >"See you at lunch.~" says Rainbow as they all walk off.
- >You just stand there in the hallway.
- >They saw you.
- >Oh god what if the whole school saw you?
- >"Norman, my office, now." says Principal Celestia over the speakers.
- >OH FUCK, THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOES KNOW.
- >You make your way there, and open the door.
- MISS. CELESTIA, I SWEAR, I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I REALLY NEEDED THE MONEY AND-
- >"Shhhh-shhh-shh-shh-shhhhhh...."
- >You are quiet.
- >"Now.... drop the pants." she says crossing her fingers.
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