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that thing your mother used to do for you

By: fullbodiedanon on Oct 18th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.61 KB  |  hits: 92  |  expires: Never
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  1. >your hanging out with finn.
  2. > wrestling and stuff.
  3. >you let him win some.
  4. >you win some.
  5. >your both having a good time.
  6. >the next chance you get when he is pinned down, you take his shirt over his head and blow onto his belly button making a nice "pfthpthpthpthpthp" sound.
  7. >after doing it about 5 times and having finn almost pee himself from laughing, you stop.
  8. >"hahahaha!!! oh man anon! what was that?!'
  9. wait... hold up a second... no one's ever done that to you?
  10. >"...nnnnooooooo?"
  11. wait... so then JAKE doesnt know about the raspberry?
  12. >"no. i guess not."
  13. .... lets get em.
  14. >you and finn sneak up on jake, and blow into his stomache. the same "pfthpthpthpthpthpthp" sound is made. and it is glorious.
  15. >"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh man... hahah... guys...hahaha... stop! STAHP!"
  16. >you both stop.
  17. >"what was that? ive never heard or seen anyone do that in ooo before!"
  18. say what?
  19. >"i said ive never heard or seen anyone do that in ooo before!"
  20. >... so...
  21. does that mean.... no one has experienced the wonders of the raspberry?
  22. >"no...thats like... the first time in existence."
  23. >the second he says that, you make a mad sprint to the candy kingdom.
  24. >its night time, and princess bubblegum might be going to bed soon, but your gonna fucking do it.
  25. >you run through the castle, and low and behold, princess bubblegum in her PJ's was just about to go to bed.
  26. >"oh, hi anon, what are you doing he-"
  27. >you snatch her up, kick her door open, throw her on the bed, and brace yourself for a pounce
  28. >"a-anon... your so... forward..."
  29. >you pounce, expose her stomach, put your lips to her belly and do the deed.
  30. >"pthpthpthpthpthpthpthp"
  31. >bubblegum was left with nothing but laughter and joy. she had never experienced such greatness and wonder.
  32. >after the fifth time, you stop.
  33. >"wh-hahahaha...why'd you stop?"
  34. there are others i must show this to. be safe.
  35. >you jump out her window and land like a champion.
  36. >everyone gives you a 10/10 in your mind.
  37. >except germany.
  38. >germany gives you a 9.5
  39. >.... fuck you germany.
  40. >you make a mad dash into a cave.
  41. >you bust down a door in the cave.
  42. >you see marceline getting dressed.
  43. >"anon... wait... ANON?! OH MY GLOB WHAT ARE YOU-"
  44. >before she can even finish, you do the work of god.
  45. >"pfthpthpthpthpthpthp"
  46. >the raspberry was so extreme for her, she went into convulsions.
  47. >before she can say a word, you head out into the night once more.
  48. >you go from kingdom to kingdom, spreading the awe and joy of the mystic raspberry.
  49. >many laugh.
  50. >many crumble.
  51. >many give you their number for some reason.
  52. >as you go home, you are left with the satisfaction, that you have changed this world for the better.
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