Title: telling it like it is (AiO 15.5) Author: fullbodiedanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/wzJJPput First Edit: Tuesday 27th of November 2012 10:10:46 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 27th of November 2012 10:10:46 PM CDT *knock knock knock*   no... not now... i... i cant-   bubblegum: anon... anon we need to talk to you.   ......   marceline: anon, i got back a week ago. you didnt even say hi.   jake: youve been dodging me and finn too.   >i... i just...   finn: anon, were your friends. we  can always talk about stuff.   >no... you guys... you guys are my family.   you open up the door.   bubblegum: *gasp*   marceline: oh anon. whats happened? you look a mess.   >... come on in, ill explain. -------------   once everyone is seated you look them all in the eyes.   you got to tell them now.   >im not from an alternate dimension, im from this world.   bubblegum: oh... but then... what about the portal? what about coming from a different world?   >im not from another world either.   bubblegum: i dont understand.   >im from... the past.   finn: so... you were originally from ooo?   >this planet isnt called ooo finn, its earth. its a... beaten up earth.   marceline: i dont understand, this planet has allways been called ooo.   >the great mushroom war... do any of you know what happened before it?   they all look at one another, and then to bubblegum. she shakes her head negatively.   >before the mushroom war, this planet was called ooo, it was called earth. human society waged war apon itself. everyone had nuclear weaponry at the time. i think you know what happens next. the thing i dont get though, is that the bomb that actually started the great mushroom war was made with some type of magic. magic did not exist around that time, so i wonder what happened.   finn: anon... this is a lot to take in.   >you can imagine what i had to go through when i was basically looking through my brothers eyes for the experience.   finn: you mean you saw your brother?   you toss them the cds.   >those were made by my brother. i watched all of them, and thats how i know about all of this. marceline, he saw you with ice king when you were young.   marceline: wuh... what?   >have you ever met a man traveling with a plant woman and a child when you were younger?   marceline: i.. no i have not.   >well i guess thats alright. i wonder if simon met him though.   marceline: did you just say...   >i watched ice kings videos too. all of them. i know who he was. what he did. i guess you could say thats the main reason why im bros with him.   bubblegum: anon, if what you say is true, then that must mean that you know everything about what the ancestors did before the great mushroom war.   >ancestors? are you talking about the human race before the bomb? i guess you could clasify me as one of them.   bubblegum: no anon, there were a group of people, who reined over many lands.   >oh... yeah... presidents. well... other wars.   bubblegum: there was constantly war on oo- earth?   >feel free to call it ooo. i mean... earth, ooo.... same thing. yes. and it was always about something stupid. listen guys... i think it would be best if this stuck only between all of us. if anyone found out about this, there would be mass hysteria.   finn: why?   >if everyone found out they are basically remnants of what we both are... they would be pretty upset.   bubblegum: that is... correct.   marceline: so... your not really 19.   >well, if your gonna count how many years ive traveled, yeah, im like, 2019 i guess. but since i hopped from my time to yours, i still consider myself to be 19.   finn: wow man... my mind is blown...   >i know... i feel the same way.   jake: man... so we are like less superior to what you guys used to be.   >oh dont even imply that. you guys have.... everything we humans didnt have; holographic projections, messages being sent by light and read by brain waves, robots with artificial intelligence, and most of all... magic. i guess there is only one thing you guys havent made yet.   jake: whats that?   >dorito taco shells.   that day was surely an advancement in science for the human race.   finn: so... what do we do now that we know all of this too. what do you do?   >well... chris never saw me in the past, so that means i cant go back.   everyone looks down.   >but you know... i dont want to go back either. i like it here. you guys are what make me happy.   marceline: anon... what esle... do you know about me?   >i guess a whole bunch. i wouldnt say anything to anyone though.   she smiles but still looks sad.   >listen... you guys just... stay the same. thats what im going to do.   finn: but-   >finn... everything has changed from what it is back then. this is the now. why change it to make it more like the past? the past was horrible. as far as i know, there is no true wars going on in ooo.   bubblegum: you are correct.   >then lets keep it that way... i dont want to change a thing. now... i know we havent done anything in a while... how about we all do something fun?