skype chat to equestria

>you are fullbodiedanon

>you chat with dukeofderpy, anone moose, and navarone almost all the time

>todays topic was apparently "gaiz, what if we WERE in equestria?"

>typical sass and molestation jokes come from navarone

>typical dry humor and gore from duke.

>and typical "ohmigerd" talk from moose.

>"well fullbody? what do you think would happen?" aks duke.

well, i for one think that-

>before you could even get a fucking sentence out. you are thrown nto a fucking portal.

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

>it was the only thing you could get out of your mouth at the time.

>soon enough you began to see 3 other guys join in on the "shitshitshit"ery.

>when you guys began to slow down, you had already been lightly dropped onto some sort of ground.

>you take a look at the people around you. you began to wonder...

um... duke? moose? rone?

>they look at you, and then to each other, and then back to you.

>"body?" asks moose.

>well shit. you better not be where you think you are.

>"we're in equestria." points out navarone.

>shit. your body wasnt even ready for this.

>its not that you werent happy you were here, but it was that... for the most likely, that you would never be able to play the vidya ever again. vidya was your life man. vidya, and doodling.

>"fullbodied... you did finish my request right?" asked duke before you guys could think of anything.

no duke. i didnt.

>"well then i guess im going to have to leave my story at a cliff hanger."

well... if you hadnt noticed... we are not in our word, and i cant exactly finish your request.

>"thats not an excuse." he said smugly.

>oh that duke.

>after the whole "hay hows it going" and "so this is what you look like" was over, we headed forward into ponyville.

okay guys... heres the plan. we gotta see twilight first so we can get the whole "oh my gosh i need to tell the princess" out of the way. got it?

>"i dunno.... what if this is one of those equestria's where humans did bad things and the princesses dont like them?" asked moose.

>well shit... you hadnt thought about that.

well, we are already here. what do we have to lose?

>"body's got a point. besides, most AiE's arent like that." said navarone. navarone allways had a clear head on most things if he wasnt telling you to constantly read his story.

>as you and the gang walk through ponyville, you can already see that you are getting looked at in many different ways.

>you find yourselfs at twilights door in no time. no one wanted to go fisrt, but navarone sighed and stepped forward to knock on the door.

>"you guys are a bunch of chumps." says navarone with a tiny smirk as he turns back to the door.

>"coming!" says the voice of twilight.

alright moose. whatever you do... dont... do moose things.

>"pffff... you guys know i wouldnt do that. this is real life." he reasures you.

alright man... i trust you.

>as twilight opens the door, she is first stricken by shock as to what she is seeing, and then she is stricken by moose glomping her.

>your not trusting moose anymore.

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>okay, so to tell you what happened as shortly as possible: twilight wanted to know what we were, where we came from, who we were, and then did the whole "oh man i gotta go tell the princess."

>score one for body.

>after about 30 minutes, a chariot large enough for all of you to get in shows up.

>you all hop in and you fly to canterlot.

>you hold on to the sides of the chariot because YOU DONT FUCKING TRUST GRAVITY RIGHT NOW.

>"jees fullbody, were safe up here. magic, remember?" said duke reasuring you.

>"i bet you there is a magic feild behind us so we dont go falli-"

>he puts his foot out of the chariot for a split second and then pulls his whole body inside.

>"yeah, on second thought, keep doing what your doing."

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>in a matter of minutes, you are at the castle with twilight.

>"just follow me guys, the princess wants to see all of you." she says exitedly.

>she gets you all going forward into the halls, and then into the throne room where you see celestia.

>you all begin to bow when twilight bows.

>"all is well, please rize." she syas.

>okay... so she is the "oh cool, humans." celestia.

>"celestia, i would like you to meet.... um...." twilight never asked for our names.

>"duke."

>"moose."

>navarone. call me nav."

>are they seriously doing this? like.... for real?

>celestia and the gang look at you.

>*sigh*... anon.

>moose looks at you like "ah man, i was gonna choose that, but i thought we were going by our other names. dick."

>sorry man, but body just is not a good name.

>the look on celestias face knows that we didnt give her our real names, but she also understands.

>"well, it seems as though you are all safe..." says celestia.

>yeah.... she totally read our minds.

>"welcome to equestria." she says with a warm smile.

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>after all that jazz, twilight introduses you to all her friends that you already know thanks to the show. but you and the guys lie your asses off pretty well. your suprized that celestia wasnt on all your collective asses about the show. but considering we are from another universe, maybe she isnt so impressed by that.

>you were all possitivly recieved by the group, though some of them gravitated more to others then just all.

>well... except pinkie... she pretty much made everyone her favorite.

>you all had to bunk with someone else since there were 4 of you.

>duke bunked with rainbow dash. you were all suprized that twilight didnt have to cast a spell for duke to not fal from clouds.

>maybe since we were from a different universe, this universes rules didnt aplly to us.

>moose was put with fluttershy. i think it was because moose kept saying she was pretty though. lets hope this isnt one of those universes where fluttershy gets into wierd mode.

>navarone was put with twilight. you kind of figured that would happen. you mean, rone was kind of the smart one of the group.

>well that and in his story he lives with her.

>you were teamed up with applejack. she was the first to offer you anyway.

>before any of you left each other, you told the gang to meet up in the morning to descuss what we were going to do.

>plus, you bet applejack was gonna pull off the whole "well since your gonna be staying here, you gotta help us." deal, thats okay though, you could do it. so the second you were done meeting all the apple familly, you went straight into your room and forced yourself to sleep.

>tomorrow was either going to be more hectic, so maybe a good nights rest was good anyway.