Title:           skype chat in equestria 2
Author:          fullbodiedanon
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First Edit:      Sunday 21st of October 2012 03:56:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 21st of October 2012 03:56:49 PM CDT

>okay, so you wake up and shit, just to hear a knock on the door.
>"anon, you awake sug?"
yep. just let me... get ready.
>"okay. nice to know i didnt have to kick the door in.
>yeah, you saw that one coming.
>once you are ready, you go downstairs to find the apple family sitting at the dinner table eating and stuff. all they are eating is apple based foods.
>so after you get your breakfast you get the whole 'well if your going to be staying here" talk.
>score two for body.
>the morning was pretty dang easy really, your back just got sore at times.
hay, applejack, its almost after noon, when do you think we are going to be done?
>"ah'd say aroun'.... now."
>she kicks a tree and all the apples fall into buckets placed perfectly around the tree to catch them.
>you take the apples back to the farm, and say you have to head to the main walk of ponyville.
>as you go there, you see only two of your three friends.
wheres moose?
>"we dont know, we thought he'd be coming here with you or something." said duke.
>you all hear footsteps coming closer.
>it was moose, and he looked worn out.
dude... moose.... what happened?
>"*grumble* fuck fluttershy *grumble*"
>okay... yeah... score three for body.
>"so why are we here again?" asked navarone.
well, i bet you that celestia, at some point, is going to give us a stipend. i say, that we take all of that, and cash it in for a house we can all bunk in.
>"why not just buy our own separate houses?" asked moose.
well... lets think of it this way moose. if one of us is in trouble, the others can help out. i mean... fluttershy did act weird around you, didnt she?
>".... we're buying a house yall."
>"but here's the problem, when would this be possible? we havent even recieved any HINT that we were going to be getting a stipend." said duke.
>"actually, i talked about that with twilight the other night. she sent a letter for the princess and we are still waiting for a response." said navarone.
>man... things were going out more smoothly than you thought they were.
alright, now that we got the main stuff out of the way, how was your nights? i just went to bed the second i got there.
>"twilight asked me a whole bunch of questions... i figured as much." said navarone.
>"well, rainbow dash did the same for awhile, then she just kept talking about how cool jets sounded when i told her about them." said duke.
>"*grumble* fuck fluttershy *grumble*" said moose.
>well... it seemed like everyone had a nice night except for moose.
>after awhile of talking, you all started to get hungry.
soooo... is there anyones fridge we can raid?
>"maybe we could go guilt trip the cakes into giving us some food?" asked moose.
>"are you kidding? the cakes are freaking jews. they wouldnt even give free expired food." said duke.
it would be worth a try at least.
>so you guys go to sugarcube corner.
>the second you go in there, you are met with pinkie pie.
>"HI GUYS!!! are you hungry? you look hungry!"
yeah... and we dont have any bits.
>"well i can fix that up in a jiffy!" she said as she scrammed into the kitchen, and the scrammed out just as fast bringing 4 cupcakes. they were pretty big too.
>as you ate and discussed what you were going to do the rest of the day, you were met with only one choice.
we need to have a party.
>"what?" they all asked.
well guys... i would imagine we are all bored?
>"weeeeeeell..." said moose.
then its settled. yo pinks!
>"i heard it all! its gonna happen!"
>good... good.
>all is going according to plan.