- >day swooce in equestria
- >you are shaggy
- >you have been invited to- like- a party hosted by celestia
- >twilight really wants you to go, so you guess you should or else she'll- like- yell and stuff
- like- will there be food?
- >"yes shaggy, there will be food."
- then im in.
- >you were- like- in.
- >you are seated next to celestia herself
- >"so shaggy, how has your life been in equestria thus far?"
- ive been hanging out with the gang like i would have if i was back on earth man. like- the only thing i wish was that you guys would allow me to make more than a tripple stack sandwhich.
- >"we still wonder how you are able to consume something of such mass with no problem."
- i have trained my body since i was- like- 5 years old.
- >youve had skoob since you were 5
- >you miss skoob
- >at least applejack is cool enough to let you hang out with winona sometimes
- >you seriously need to teach her how to unhinge her jaw to be able to eat sandwiches like you
- >after awhile, ponies started to look at how much you were eating
- like- what?
- >"well shucks anon, you sure are hungry."
- like- you ponies just dont understand my needs.
- >as you skarf down
- >like
- >everything
- >celestia starts to get googlie eyes for you
- >you are instantly teliportated into her room
- >"shaggy... i need you"
- >she pushes you onto the bed
- like- wah! what are we gonna do on the bed?
- >"fuck."
- like-zoinks
- >you swooce right out of there
- >you swooce into your house
- >you swooce your doors and windows shut and locked
- >you swooce into your bed
- >you nope yourself to sleep
- >like- you sure hope celestia isnt able to swooce too.
- >today was- like- a wierd day man
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