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proud brother anon

By: fullbodiedanon on Sep 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.11 KB  |  hits: 75  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you are anon, and finn is about to go on a date with the flame princess.
  2. >finns been living with you for awhile since jake and lady had to use the main house for their babies. you have pretty much taken care of finn since he was 14 you suppose.
  3. you nervous?
  4. >"no."
  5. you should be.
  6. >"w-why?"
  7. this is the third date finn.
  8. >"w-what happens on the third date?"
  9. magic finn. you can not mess this up at all, or else you will be considered a spaghetti factory.
  10. >"but isnt spaghetti good?"
  11. not if your the one making it finn.
  12. >"oh man anon! i made spaghetti for dinner tonight! oh man!"
  13. no finn, i meant metiphorical spaghetti. physical spaghetti is awesome.  when i said spaghetti as in you being nervous.
  14. >"oh... okay.... whew..."
  15. >you are teasing finn hardcore because hes your bro.
  16. >"so, whats so special about the third date then?"
  17. like i said finn, magic. now, i packed you some tinfoil for protection
  18. >you wink at the end of the sentence.
  19. >"wh-wha?"
  20. just wrap your junk in tinfoil yo!
  21. >you give him a reasuring pat on the back and send his happy ass outside to meet his love.
  22. >flame princess was right there in front of him when he stepped outside.
  23. >"oh... h-hay princess."
  24. >"h-hay finn."
  25. alright princess, have him back by 11:30, alright?
  26. >"dude!"
  27. >finn punches you in the side of the arm. it doesnt really do that much for you since you are pretty much like a god of invincability here, but you fake some pain and say your sorries.
  28. have fun you two!
  29. >you watch as they walk off to a set picnic that you made for them.
  30. >and to think, hes only 16.
  31. >what you are witnessing is the worlds luckiest boy.
  32. >bring him your virgins.
  33. >man your fucking proud of the guy.
  34. >well, your tuckered out, might as well fall asleep.
  35. ----------------------------------------------------
  36. *creeeeeeak*
  37. >wuh?
  38. >is that the door?
  39. >what time is it?
  40. >...
  41. >11:30... heh.
  42. >you walk into the hallway to see a worn out finn with an extreemly relaxed look and burn...marks....on...
  43. dude... finn....
  44. >finn does not say anything, but as he walks to his room, he fist bumps you.
  45. >did...
  46. >did he really...
  47. >wow...
  48. >bring him your virgins indeed.
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