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pets that are cool

By: fullbodiedanon on Oct 15th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.81 KB  |  hits: 89  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you are rainbow dash and you are looking for a cool pet at fluttershy's.
  2. >you pick the hornet for a pet.
  3. >you think things are fucking awesome for awhile.
  4. >hornet starts stinging the shit out of you.
  5. >you soon finds out youre allergic to hornets.
  6. >go to pony general.
  7. >find a note there written by the hornet.
  8. >"dear rainbow dash,
  9.  
  10.       tonight. you.
  11.                         SINcerely,
  12.                         your worst nightmare"
  13. >you are forced to move out of ponyville in fear for your life.
  14. >move to cloudsdale for good.
  15. >dont show up for any more good doing.
  16. >be revoked of your status as an element of harmony.
  17. >have nightmares of the hornet.
  18. >get sent to mental hospital thanks to your craziness.
  19. >wake up from your daydream.
  20. yeah, uh... fluttershy... its cool and all... but im gonna need something... about 20% cooler.
  21. >fuck that hornet
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