Title:           no more purple stuff for me anymore
Author:          fullbodiedanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/jq3iXckT
First Edit:      Sunday 2nd of September 2012 02:13:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 2nd of September 2012 02:13:56 AM CDT

>day purple stuff in equestria
>your playing truth or dare with celestia and luna
>it was luna's turn
>"anon, doth thou chooseth truth, or dare?"
hmmmmmmmm....
>celestia raises and lowers her eyebrows in a rythimic motion.
fine... dare.
>celestia and luna start fucking giggling like little girls
>you forget that they are basically like... teenagers in 1000 year old bodies... that dont age at all.
>"we dare youuuuuuuu..... to let us kiss you on the cheek.
um.. okay?
>she totally pecks you on the cheek.
>celestia rolls her eyes
okay.. now that childsplay is over... my turn...
>"oh, this aught to be good"
>oh celestia... you dont even know.
celestia... truth or dare?
>"dare."
>oh she sounds confident.
i dare you to make out with luna for 1 minute.
>luna looks at you with the most blushing face ever.
>"b-b-b-but we are sisters."
isnt your call luna. its a dare. besides, i havent seen girl on girl action... in like... ever... plus incest is wincest.
>"but-"
>before she could say anything, celestia was on that shit like nobodies buisness. you take out your cam/phone and vid that for later.
>after her minute is done, luna is on the floor passed out (probably from the embaressment) and celestia has a glob of saliva on her lips.
good show.
>she gets an evil smile going
>oh lawd, here we go
>"truth or dare?"
pffff... dare
>"drink my pee."
yeah like.....wait...
>"drink my pee anon."
drink-
>"my pee, yes anon. do it. i dared you and you have to do it."
>fuck
>well...
bring it.
>celestia places herself over your face
>youve prepared yourself mentally this
>you have allways thought you would have to do something like this, so you watched alot of jackass before hand
>celestia allways pulls off shit like this.
>"you ready?"
just fucking do it.
>"say aaaaah."
do push it.
>she begins to pee in your mouth
>gross
>ewww
>ewww
>ewwwwait a minute
>...
>this tastes...
>like fucking...
>SUNNY D!!!!
>AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAH!!!
>you drink that shit like there was no tomorrow.
>but sadly... it stops.
w...why'd it stop.
>"what do you mean why'd it stop?"
it tasted like sunny D.
>"what?"
celestia... marry me.
>"WHAT?"
celestia... marry me so i can drink your sunny D piss for the rest of my life.
>"W....WHAT?"
we need to get you on a more liquidy diet.
>"WH-"
SHUDDUP AND DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER SO YOU CAN PISS IN MY MOUTH AGAIN DAMNIT!!!
>no more purple stuff now that you got sunny D.