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no more purple stuff for me anymore

By: fullbodiedanon on Sep 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.41 KB  |  hits: 583  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day purple stuff in equestria
  2. >your playing truth or dare with celestia and luna
  3. >it was luna's turn
  4. >"anon, doth thou chooseth truth, or dare?"
  5. hmmmmmmmm....
  6. >celestia raises and lowers her eyebrows in a rythimic motion.
  7. fine... dare.
  8. >celestia and luna start fucking giggling like little girls
  9. >you forget that they are basically like... teenagers in 1000 year old bodies... that dont age at all.
  10. >"we dare youuuuuuuu..... to let us kiss you on the cheek.
  11. um.. okay?
  12. >she totally pecks you on the cheek.
  13. >celestia rolls her eyes
  14. okay.. now that childsplay is over... my turn...
  15. >"oh, this aught to be good"
  16. >oh celestia... you dont even know.
  17. celestia... truth or dare?
  18. >"dare."
  19. >oh she sounds confident.
  20. i dare you to make out with luna for 1 minute.
  21. >luna looks at you with the most blushing face ever.
  22. >"b-b-b-but we are sisters."
  23. isnt your call luna. its a dare. besides, i havent seen girl on girl action... in like... ever... plus incest is wincest.
  24. >"but-"
  25. >before she could say anything, celestia was on that shit like nobodies buisness. you take out your cam/phone and vid that for later.
  26. >after her minute is done, luna is on the floor passed out (probably from the embaressment) and celestia has a glob of saliva on her lips.
  27. good show.
  28. >she gets an evil smile going
  29. >oh lawd, here we go
  30. >"truth or dare?"
  31. pffff... dare
  32. >"drink my pee."
  33. yeah like.....wait...
  34. >"drink my pee anon."
  35. drink-
  36. >"my pee, yes anon. do it. i dared you and you have to do it."
  37. >fuck
  38. >well...
  39. bring it.
  40. >celestia places herself over your face
  41. >youve prepared yourself mentally this
  42. >you have allways thought you would have to do something like this, so you watched alot of jackass before hand
  43. >celestia allways pulls off shit like this.
  44. >"you ready?"
  45. just fucking do it.
  46. >"say aaaaah."
  47. do push it.
  48. >she begins to pee in your mouth
  49. >gross
  50. >ewww
  51. >ewww
  52. >ewwwwait a minute
  53. >...
  54. >this tastes...
  55. >like fucking...
  56. >SUNNY D!!!!
  57. >AWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAH!!!
  58. >you drink that shit like there was no tomorrow.
  59. >but sadly... it stops.
  60. w...why'd it stop.
  61. >"what do you mean why'd it stop?"
  62. it tasted like sunny D.
  63. >"what?"
  64. celestia... marry me.
  65. >"WHAT?"
  66. celestia... marry me so i can drink your sunny D piss for the rest of my life.
  67. >"W....WHAT?"
  68. we need to get you on a more liquidy diet.
  69. >"WH-"
  70. SHUDDUP AND DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER SO YOU CAN PISS IN MY MOUTH AGAIN DAMNIT!!!
  71. >no more purple stuff now that you got sunny D.
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