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native see native do

By: fullbodiedanon on May 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.28 KB  |  hits: 77  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day space ghost in equestria
  2. >"anon, i dont believe these natives think we're cool." says rainbow dash.
  3. oh come on dash, we're hella cool, i mean just look at us. we're covered in bling!
  4. >"anon, you know just as well as i do, that this is not bling, but ritual sacrifice bones." she says back in a harsh tone.
  5. >bitch, dont speak to me like that.
  6. >bitches speak to people like that.
  7. >bitch.
  8. all im saying is that theyre not going to kill us.
  9. >"they JUST killed rarity! infact, you pushed her into the pit!" she states.
  10. rarity had it coming though. she was grinding all up on me. i think we can all agree that we are perfectly fine without rarity.
  11. >"i have to agree on that." says fluttershy.
  12. >"anon, how are we going to get out of this?" asks pinkie.
  13. hmmmm...
  14. >"now is NOT a 'hmmm' moment anon." says rainbow dash.
  15. im thinking, im thinking...
  16. >"maybe theyll lahk some home made apple p-"
  17. aj... no. apples arent going to solve this problem.
  18. >"they solved all the other problems. lahk the switch on the floor that triggered all the arrows ta fly out of the walls." applejack states.
  19. okay yeah, but-
  20. >"or how about when we were all fallin down that cassam and ah threw some apples down it ta cushion the blow?"
  21. yeah that too but-
  22. >"how about when ah linked all those apples together ta swing us across ta the other side of the waterfall?"
  23. i dont even know how that worked but not this time. besides youre out of apples.
  24. >"hmmm...youre right pard... then what do we do?"
  25. >okay, natives are pointing spears at you, and shoving you into a pit filled with snakes, spiders, and a whole bunch of spikes.
  26. >there is only one way to get all of us out alive.
  27. >you step forward.
  28. >"OBABWE MAHA TOI BO AH!" screams a native pony.
  29. >you hold your hand up high.
  30. >and you speak...
  31. HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
  32. >everyone looks at you.
  33. >you begin to say it again, but this time with more pronouncing and a annunciation.
  34. HOO-NA IG-NA CHOW-WA NEY-HA!
  35. >grand elder steps forward.
  36. HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA?
  37. >the grand elder stops in front of you.
  38. >"hoona igna, chowa neha." he says as he raises and lowers his staff in rhythmic fashion.
  39. >"hoona igna, chowa neha." he says again falling back while continuing to raise and lower his staff.
  40. >you begin do do a rhythmic dance of your own.
  41. >its basically just waving your arms left and then right.
  42. >repeating of course.
  43. >"HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!" bellows the tribe as they do the dance that you are doing.
  44. HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!
  45. >the girls are just looking at you like you have been talking to them with a bunch of food stuck in your teeth.
  46. HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA! come on girls!
  47. >you motion for them to follow you around the native people and into the boat you were originally going to make your escape on.
  48. >"HOONA IGNA CHOWA NEHA!" continues the native tribe of ponies.
  49. keep it up guys, youre doing great. make sure to pronounce it as "NEY-HA". i heard one of you slip up earlier ago.
  50. >once you all get on the boat, you begin to get away from that fucking island.
  51. >"wow anon, i didnt know you spoke their language!" says pinkie.
  52. i dont.
  53. >"WHAT? then what the heck was THAT?" asks rainbow dash.
  54. oh, well natives repeat pretty much anything over and over again. theyre stupid like that.
  55. >"so we escaped by them being stupid?" asks rainbow dash.
  56. yeah, pretty much. pretty catchy chant though right?
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