- >day jackie chan in equestria
- >applejack has been trying to rape you more frequently latley
- >you hear a knock at the door, you already know its her
- >this time, you are prepared
- >you open the door to see applejack whirling her rope
- wait, applejack... ive got a deal for you, hear me out.
- >she slows down her rope twirling to a complete stop
- >"ahm listnin"
- okay... now... hears the deal... ill have sex with you-
- >"*GASP* REALLY?!"
- IF... if you are able to name FIVE things that are NOT apples... starting now.
- >"uh... uhm..... uh... bananas..."
- thats one....
- >"uh...."
- come on... 4 more...
- >"oranges...."
- thats two.
- >"grapes!"
- your doing it applejack. just two more.
- >"pears."
- aaaaaaaand?
- >"a-"
- a?
- >"aaaaaaaaa-"
- aaaaaaaaaaa....
- >"aaaa... ah....aaaaaa..."
- >man
- >she was trying so hard not to say apples
- >and it was making her look fucking cute as hell
- >...
- >fuck it
- applejack... be my special somepony
- >"aaaaaaaawhat now?"
- you heard me you cute fucking pony of orange.
- >"what?"
- take me now you fool!
- >"WHATS HAPPENING?"
- DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH MARES!!!
- >you chase applejack throughout your house untill you finally catch up to her and take her into your room so you can do the bed boogie.
- >after about 20 mintutes worth of it, a question popped into your mind
- so how was it for you?
- >"twenny... minutes...."
- ...yeaaaah?
- >"anon... im not gonna be able to walk fer lahk... two days..."
- sooooooo....
- >"shut up and do it more."
- >today was a-
- >"APRICOT!!!"
- ...what?
- >"i could have BUCKING SAID APRICOT!!!"
- >yeah...today was an okay day.
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