my little revengeance

you dont know how you got here, and you dont know what "here" is, but apparently "here" is full of talking magical ponies.

 

you got here on one of your normal missions that wasnt so normal. you were fighting a new type of metal gear IP and it opens a portal and sucks you in.

 

well here i am.

 

alone with talking equestrian beings that have magical tendencies, and convey friendship on a daily basis.

 

applejack: hey jack, mind helping me with this here apple tree.

 

>i said to call me raiden.

 

applejack: if we both have jack in our name, why not use it?

 

>because my name reminds me of a very bad past.

 

applejack: well shoot, you are in a new place partner, and that past has nothing to do with your future here.

 

>*sigh* just call me raiden for now on.

 

you slice some apples off the trees and they fall perfectly into the barrels.

 

applejack: whoooweee. i still dont understand what all that technological thingamabobs do to you, but they sure are precise.

 

>they amplify physical and mental capbilities.

 

apple jack: well thats mighty neat.

 

soon you come to hear a roar in the air.

 

must be-

 

rainbow dash: the dash is coming through!

 

rainbow dash...

 

rainbow dash: gees raiden, youre still here in the orchards? i thought you would be hunting down bad guys and beating them up.

 

>i dont "beat them up". i kill them.

 

the two fall silent. equestrians dont seem to have much of a stomach for death.

 

>and besides, there hasnt been any "bad guys" to show up since i got here apparently.

 

rainbow dash: yyyeaaaah... i guess they are all scared of you raiden. heh...

 

she is still taken back by what you said about killing your enemies. these ponies would not fair well on the battlefield.

 

*beep beep*

 

>shit...

 

applejack: whats wrong partner?

 

>i need another recharge. this damn body runs out of energy too quickly. i need a constant recharge. i used to be able to get it by just taking my enemies electrolytes by extracting them through physical trauma and absorbing it through my nano tube muscle fiber.

 

they both just stare at you.

 

>i tore them open and stole thier spins, squashed them in my hand, and got their energy.

 

they fall silent again.

 

>i dont want to go see twilight again though. every time i ask for a recharge, she asks me like a billion questions about humans or technology. and i cant see rarity for it because she will make me pose for her to make "less gruesome attire" for me. is my body really that scary?

 

rainbow dash: raiden, your jaw is all exposed and stuff, and you got blades on your shoulders, you got claws too.

 

>... i see what you mean.

 

applejack: was there any other way you could get energy?

 

>well i could eat, but that will only sustain my physical being to the minimal. i could walk and talk and stuff, but i would be useless on the battlefield. if i were to eat something with high electrolytes though... maybe.

 

rainbow dash: what what has a lot of electrowhatits?

 

>well first off meat...

 

they once again fall silent.

 

>but im not allowed to eat that here am i?

 

they both nod "no".

 

>then there are certain fruits and vegetables. but they lack HIGH amounts of electrolytes. id have to eat like, a whole forest to gain the amount of energy i need.

 

rainbow dash: ugh, this is pointless. just stop with the science mumbo jumbo and hit up twilight.

 

>but-

 

applejack: i thinks its your only option sugarcube.

 

>ugh... fine.

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so here you are... in front of a giant tree house. literally. its a house made from a tree. apparently its a library but you never see anyone but the girls come in.

 

>uh, twilight...

 

twilight: need a recharge huh? i knew you would be coming back sooner or later.

 

>its only this or eat meat, and i cant have the second option here in this world.

 

twilight: right. so about our last conversation on.... artificial intelligence.

 

>*sigh* they are not alive in the fact that they dont have a soul, but they are alive in the fact that they are an adaptive being. like a human.

 

twilight: and so these artificial intelligence-

 

>just say AI. its quicker.

 

twilight: AI, of course. what were they used for?

 

>many things.

 

twilight: name some.

 

>ugh. teaching, parenting, low level work.... war.

 

twilight stopped feeding in energy.

 

>what? is every pony going to freak out every time something dark comes in to play? pathetic.

 

twilight: we dont see much dark in these times, so yes, we will "freak out" when it is mentioned. why are you so accustomed to it raiden?

 

>i was a child soldier. i grew up on the battlefield. it teaches you young that killing people feels good. really good.

 

twilight: but you are a hero raiden. how do you feel pleasure in killing something?

 

>because, "one sword can keep another in its sheath". i killed those that preyed on the defenseless. im no hero, im just a protector.

 

twilight: thats the same thing in my book.

 

*beep*

 

>*sigh* thanks twilight... but we need to stop talking about earth... it reminds me that im not with my wife or kid.

 

twilight: sorry raiden. its just that you are so new and amazing and advanced and-

 

>enough with the run on sentence twilight.

 

twilight: run on sentence... oh, that reminds me. the princess has invited us all for a run on ball.

 

>... a what?

 

twilight: a ball that lasts 24 hours.

 

>more like a marathon really. why would anyone go to that?

 

twilight: many reasons.

 

>name some.

 

twilight: a sense of irony? hold still my heart.

 

>im not dating a pony.

 

twilight: im only playing around raiden.

 

>i sure hope so.

 

twilight: oh just get out of here, rarity wanted to see you anyway.

 

>oh joy.

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you are really going to regret this, but-

 

rarity: oh finally. you have kept me waiting for a whole week. have you been avoiding me?

 

>yes.

 

rarity: well i never...

 

>rarity, im not some kind of test subject.... anymore i mean.

 

rarity: raiden, i must say i thought you would look higher upon someone who is in the fashion business.

 

>im not all that into fashion.

 

rarity: indeed.

 

>nice try at a witty comeback. what did you want?

 

rarity: i made you a suit you can wear when you dont have those spikes on your shoulder, or those claws on your feet.

 

>is this for that run on ball thing twilight was telling me about? im not going.

 

rarity: yes you are. i slaved over this all week matching your sizes raiden, and i will see you wear it at that ball.

 

>and i said. im. not. going.

 

rarity: and i said. you. are. going.

 

rarity was never one to be scared of anything that was a refusal to her fashion.

 

>*sigh*

 

rarity: now go try it on in the bathroom, and make sure you put on the tie.

 

>im not wearing the tie if nothing special is happening right no-

 

she gives you the look.

 

>*worse than rose...*

 

rarity: what was that?

 

>nothing.

 

rarity: thats what i thought.

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the suit fit well. it looked nice on you.... if you didnt notice the jaw. or the eye patch.

 

are you ever going to get back home? youve only been here for a month, but it feels like its been more.

 

you come out of the dressing room to see rarity marvel at it.

 

rarity: my you look handsome.

 

>your not noticing the jaw.

 

rarity: oh pish posh. it gives you charm.

 

*knock knock*

 

rarity: oh that must be pinkie pie and fluttershy.

 

>oh man, im out of her-

 

pinkie: RAIDEN!~

 

you are tackled to the ground by a pink pony.

 

rarity: get off him this instant. i worked very hard on that suit and i will not see it get dirty.

 

pinkie: oops. sorry. i didnt hold back.

 

this pony may be even stronger than you, and you are able to lift a metal gear with the weight of a sky scraper.

 

fluttershy: oh my, raiden you look nice.

 

>i still think the jaw is a good give away that im not normal though.

 

fluttershy: oh no. i think it gives you charm.

 

rarity gives you a look of "i told you so"

 

pinkie: the others said they would be here by now.

 

rainbow dash: we just got here, applejack had to go get her stand so she could sell stuff at the ball.

 

twilight: well then, i guess we are all ready then.

 

>wait, we are going right now? why didnt anyone tell me?

 

rarity: i gave you huge hints raiden. im suprised you didnt catch on.

 

>why didnt anyone TELL me?

 

rarity: you just need to know when a woman is giving you hints raiden.

 

correction... way worse that rose.