Title: im not fucking eating that Author: fullbodiedanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/jm4Asbus First Edit: Friday 17th of May 2013 07:16:22 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 17th of May 2013 07:16:22 PM CDT >no   pinkie: come ooooon!   >no   pinkie: coooome ooooooooooon!   >no.   pinkie: do it for an anon snack?   >everything that is edible can be considered a snack, and might as well be mine.   pinkie: two anon snacks?   >bitch, i JUST said i could eat anything i wanted, but THAT is something i will never eat.   pinkie: its just a cupca-   >just a cupcake? JUST A CUPCAKE?!   pinkie: well yeah...   >pinkie, cupcakes are evil! i fucking hate them! they can all just go die in a fire.   pinkie: anon!   >i would send every cupcake to cupcake prison where they would all be charged with death by electic chair for being cupcakes.   pinkie: anon for the love of celestia, why do you hate cupcakes? you like normal cakes!   >yeah, because normal cakes are awesome as fuck!   pinkie: but you dont like cupcakes?   >NO!   pinkie: ano-   >NOOOOOOO!   you close your mouth with your hands making perfectly sure nothing could ever get inside and poison you.   pinkie: anon, this is ridiculous, its even your favorite kind. strawberry and banana.   fluttershy: she is right anon.   >shut up fluttershy! go tell someone else to eat a cupcake, this guy aint budging.   applejack: just eat the darn cupcake!   > how shut the darn up?   she just looks at you.   >yeah i could do better than that, give me a second...   pinkie: just eat the cupcake already!   >NEVER!   twilight: anon, if you dont eat that cupcake, im kicking you out of the tree.   >fine, ill just live with the timber wolves. or eat them. either way.   fluttershy: oh no you wont mister!   >i will if i need to. circle of life baby.   rainbow dash: hay guys, how come you have anon tied up?   >oh thank god youre here dash, they are trying to make me eat a cupcake, you gotta get me outta here!   rainbow dash: really guys? you know anon doesnt like cupcakes. why are you even doing this?   pinkie: how can somepony like a cake, but not like a cupcake? IT JUST DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!   rainbow dash: well pinkie, anon isnt a pony, hes a person.   >thank you.   rainbow dash: now get him outta that.   pinkie: not untill he eats. this. CUPCAKE!   pinkie starts to put the cucake in front of your face, to which you turn your head and suck in your mouth.   pinkie: EAT IT!   >MMM-MMM!!!   pinkie: EEEAAAT IIIIT!!!   before rainbow dash can even do anything, you are set free from the chair.... but by who?   fluttershy: *GASP*, somepony is wearing the mare-do-well costume!   mare-do-well: leave this human be!   you are then kidnapped by mare-do-well.   as you are dragged via magic into the-   >carousel boutique?   mare-do-well: ....   >rarity?   rarity: oh foo... you got me.   >well, thanks for saving m-   you are tied up again.   >... oh...   rarity: yeah.   >... so then what is this about?   rarity: well im going to rape you. ive figured ive given you enough signs that i like you. you havent returned even one. then again, if you like me this wont really be rape. more like "unvouched sexual activities".   >thats because i kind of dont like you... well in that way i mean.   rarity: well then i guess it will be rape.   >better than eating a cupcake i suppose. carry on.   fuck cupcakes. i am NEVER eating one of those. EVER!