im not fucking eating that

>no

 

pinkie: come ooooon!

 

>no

 

pinkie: coooome ooooooooooon!

 

>no.

 

pinkie: do it for an anon snack?

 

>everything that is edible can be considered a snack, and might as well be mine.

 

pinkie: two anon snacks?

 

>bitch, i JUST said i could eat anything i wanted, but THAT is something i will never eat.

 

pinkie: its just a cupca-

 

>just a cupcake? JUST A CUPCAKE?!

 

pinkie: well yeah...

 

>pinkie, cupcakes are evil! i fucking hate them! they can all just go die in a fire.

 

pinkie: anon!

 

>i would send every cupcake to cupcake prison where they would all be charged with death by electic chair for being cupcakes.

 

pinkie: anon for the love of celestia, why do you hate cupcakes? you like normal cakes!

 

>yeah, because normal cakes are awesome as fuck!

 

pinkie: but you dont like cupcakes?

 

>NO!

 

pinkie: ano-

 

>NOOOOOOO!

 

you close your mouth with your hands making perfectly sure nothing could ever get inside and poison you.

 

pinkie: anon, this is ridiculous, its even your favorite kind. strawberry and banana.

 

fluttershy: she is right anon.

 

>shut up fluttershy! go tell someone else to eat a cupcake, this guy aint budging.

 

applejack: just eat the darn cupcake!

 

> how shut the darn up?

 

she just looks at you.

 

>yeah i could do better than that, give me a second...

 

pinkie: just eat the cupcake already!

 

>NEVER!

 

twilight: anon, if you dont eat that cupcake, im kicking you out of the tree.

 

>fine, ill just live with the timber wolves. or eat them. either way.

 

fluttershy: oh no you wont mister!

 

>i will if i need to. circle of life baby.

 

rainbow dash: hay guys, how come you have anon tied up?

 

>oh thank god youre here dash, they are trying to make me eat a cupcake, you gotta get me outta here!

 

rainbow dash: really guys? you know anon doesnt like cupcakes. why are you even doing this?

 

pinkie: how can somepony like a cake, but not like a cupcake? IT JUST DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

 

rainbow dash: well pinkie, anon isnt a pony, hes a person.

 

>thank you.

 

rainbow dash: now get him outta that.

 

pinkie: not untill he eats. this. CUPCAKE!

 

pinkie starts to put the cucake in front of your face, to which you turn your head and suck in your mouth.

 

pinkie: EAT IT!

 

>MMM-MMM!!!

 

pinkie: EEEAAAT IIIIT!!!

 

before rainbow dash can even do anything, you are set free from the chair.... but by who?

 

fluttershy: *GASP*, somepony is wearing the mare-do-well costume!

 

mare-do-well: leave this human be!

 

you are then kidnapped by mare-do-well.

 

as you are dragged via magic into the-

 

>carousel boutique?

 

mare-do-well: ....

 

>rarity?

 

rarity: oh foo... you got me.

 

>well, thanks for saving m-

 

you are tied up again.

 

>... oh...

 

rarity: yeah.

 

>... so then what is this about?

 

rarity: well im going to rape you. ive figured ive given you enough signs that i like you. you havent returned even one. then again, if you like me this wont really be rape. more like "unvouched sexual activities".

 

>thats because i kind of dont like you... well in that way i mean.

 

rarity: well then i guess it will be rape.

 

>better than eating a cupcake i suppose. carry on.

 

fuck cupcakes. i am NEVER eating one of those. EVER!