- >be rarity.
- >you have been giving a human named anonymous hints that you like him for months now.
- >today is the day you are going to get that man to notice you.
- >you have invited him to lunch.
- >here he comes.
- >"hay rarity, thanks for inviting me over for lunch."
- oh dahling i wouldnt have it any other way.
- >"so... i actually wanted to tell you something..."
- >could he be...
- >"its something kind of involving you."
- oh what ever could it be?
- >oh you fucking know what it is.
- >GET IN MOMA'S VAGINA YOU HOT PEICE OF MAN MEAT!
- >"you have a piece of pepper in your teeth."
- >oh fuck it all.
- >you magic your measuring tape all over him and drag him down into the basement you just had installed.
- >for this exact moment of caurse.
- >this was his last chance and he blew it.
- >well, whatever... you're still going to get what you want in the end.
- >"rarity....."
- oh shoosh dahling, im doing this for the both of us.
- >"you still have that pepper flake in your teeth."
- >fucking anonymous
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