git rekt sunset shimmer.

>Day WEEE-OOOO-WEEE-OOO at Equestria High.

>Be Norman.

>Right now, Sunset Shimmers is taunting you in front of everyone in the main halls.

>"Hahahaha! Just look at you, you're pathetic! Youll Never be POPULAR!" she says swaying her hips every time she says a syllable.

>Who fucking does that? Seriously?

>Is she having a stroke or something?

>she keeps doing it.

>Okay no, seriously, is she having a stroke?

>Like an actual god damn stroke?

Uh, do you need to go to the hospital?

>She cant say anything, just sway her hips back and forth.

>Oh wait, no, she just fell onto the floor and has foam coming out of her mouth.

>No one is doing anything!

>okay fine, time to be a good citizen and help her the fuck out.

>You raise her head up so she can breath after all this shit is done.

>You get all the students to bring you shit like wet towels, buckets, and other shit.

>After you get Sunset Shimmer back into gear, you wipe her foam and vomit off her shirt and stuff.

>"D-did it happen... here?" she asks you.

Yeah... you're okay now though. I got yah.

>The school nurse finally makes it there after you helped fix everything.

>She leads Sunset away and the school bell rings for you to go home.

>The next day people are looking at you, but none of them are calling you racist anymore.

>Cool i guess.

>Oshit, here comes Sunset Shimmers. Time for round tw-

>"Everyone, let it be known that Norman and I am dating from now on, go on to you're boring lives."

>Wait, hold up now... dating?

>before you can even question her what the fuck is going on, she wraps her arms around you and forces you to walk with her to her next class.

>So im dating Sunset Shimmers now.....

>I hope she puts out.