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You can be my wingman anytime Norman

By: fullbodiedanon on Oct 16th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.28 KB  |  hits: 61  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day DANGER ZONE at Equestria High.
  2. >Be Norman.
  3. >With all the shit that's been going on, you just feel the need to help.
  4. >You feel patriotic.
  5. >You NEED to help.
  6. >You go to your local recruiting office, do the ASVAB, and pass with flying colors.
  7. >You are going into the air force.
  8. >You go to school one final day to say your goodbyes.
  9. >Everyone seems really proud of you.
  10. >You are about to leave the school grounds.
  11. >"WOAH NORMAN, YOU'RE APART OF THE AIR FORCE TOO? BRADICAL!"
  12. Wh-what?
  13. >"DUDE, I'M ALSO JOINING. PASSED MY ASVAB THE OTHER DAY! HIGH FIVE!"
  14. >How did this dunce pass the ASVAB?
  15. >He must have cheated.
  16. >That's the only explanation.
  17. >"ALRIGHT DUDE, LETS GO FLY SOME PLANES!"
  18. Brad, the part i am going into is the I.T. field.
  19. >"Sooooo like what, you type or something?"
  20. No man, i'm like the eyes of the pilot.
  21. >"Silly Norman, i already have eyes. It's okay though. LET'S GO SAVE AMERICA TOGETHER BRAH!"
  22. >Be in air force.
  23. >Brad is flying plane.
  24. >You are his I.T. partner.
  25. Alright Brad, no showing off.
  26. >"LOOPTY LOOP TIME!"
  27. BRAD NO!
  28. >"REMEMBER THAT ONE DUDE FROM STARFOX? BARREL SLIDE RIGHT?"
  29. IT'S BARREL ROLL YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS!
  30. >"BACKFLIP!"
  31. SON OF A BITCH BRAD, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU ARE FUCKING WASTING?
  32. >"i know how much AMERICA i'm SAVING!"
  33. >Fucking Brad.
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