Title:           You can be my wingman anytime Norman
Author:          fullbodiedanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/xGRr3QaW
First Edit:      Wednesday 16th of October 2013 12:32:21 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 16th of October 2013 12:32:21 AM CDT

>Day DANGER ZONE at Equestria High.
>Be Norman.
>With all the shit that's been going on, you just feel the need to help.
>You feel patriotic.
>You NEED to help.
>You go to your local recruiting office, do the ASVAB, and pass with flying colors.
>You are going into the air force.
>You go to school one final day to say your goodbyes.
>Everyone seems really proud of you.
>You are about to leave the school grounds.
>"WOAH NORMAN, YOU'RE APART OF THE AIR FORCE TOO? BRADICAL!"
Wh-what?
>"DUDE, I'M ALSO JOINING. PASSED MY ASVAB THE OTHER DAY! HIGH FIVE!"
>How did this dunce pass the ASVAB?
>He must have cheated.
>That's the only explanation.
>"ALRIGHT DUDE, LETS GO FLY SOME PLANES!"
Brad, the part i am going into is the I.T. field.
>"Sooooo like what, you type or something?"
No man, i'm like the eyes of the pilot.
>"Silly Norman, i already have eyes. It's okay though. LET'S GO SAVE AMERICA TOGETHER BRAH!"
>Be in air force.
>Brad is flying plane.
>You are his I.T. partner.
Alright Brad, no showing off.
>"LOOPTY LOOP TIME!"
BRAD NO!
>"REMEMBER THAT ONE DUDE FROM STARFOX? BARREL SLIDE RIGHT?"
IT'S BARREL ROLL YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS!
>"BACKFLIP!"
SON OF A BITCH BRAD, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU ARE FUCKING WASTING?
>"i know how much AMERICA i'm SAVING!"
>Fucking Brad.