VAGINA INSPECTION DAY

>Day watch me swooce at Equestria High.

>Be Spitfire.

>Be jogging with your friends Sophie and Chloe in P.E..

>You all like to talk about random stuff while you jog.

>Makes time go by faster in a way.

>"ALRIGHT GIRLS, LINE UP." says Buffed Up Clitoris Shorts Shorts Coach.

>Ugh, this can't be good.

>You and your friends line up at the end of the line, you being the last one.

>"ALRIGHT GIRLS, VAGINA INSPECTION DAY."

>Holy fucking... what did she just fucking say?

>"D-did i just hear that correctly?" asks Chloe.

>"W-we must have misheard in some way shape or form... heheh... heh..." laughs a nervous Sophie.

>I guess they're right, there's no way that she actually said-

>"THAT'S RIGHT. VAGINA... MMMMMMMM... INSPECTION DAY. DROP THE SHORTS GIRLS!" says your coach.

>"Oh this is just bullshit!" says Sunset.

>"IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE FIRST MISS SHIMMERS."

>Coach just fucking takes off Sunset's shorts and panties in one fucking motion.

>Everyone fucking gasps.

>"WH-WH-WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING!?" screams Sunset, trying to hit coach.

>"YOUR STRUGGLING ONLY MAKES ME MORE MOIST!" says coach just flipping her over and jamming her... oh god.

>She's just fisting Sunset in front of all of you.

Fuck this!

>You fucking high tail it out of there.

>Everyone runs as well.

>"THERE IS NO... MMMMM... ESCAPE!" sas coach as she chases after all of you.

>HOLY SHIT SHE'S FUCKING FAST!

>While you run, you turn back to see her constantly tackle a girl, and just... well... fist them.

>"I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY LIKE THIS!" screams Chloe.

JUST KEEP RUNNING GIRL!

>"WE NEED TO MAKE IT TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE TO TELL THEM ABOUT THIS!" yells Sophie trying her best to catch up.

HURRY UP SOPHIE, SHE'S DECKING IT FOR US NOW!

>Sophie looks back to see coach fucking haul ass for us.

>She tries her best to keep up with you and Chloe, but trips.

SOPHIE!

>She looks back at you with a scared and sorrowful look.

>"TELL NORMAN I AM SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO PRESERVE MYSELF FOR HI-" but she couldn't finish her sentence because... she got coached.

>You and Chloe fucking tank it to school.

>Chloe begins to fall behind.

CHLOE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER KEEP UP! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

>"I-I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!"

CHLOE, YOU BETTER FUCKING DO THIS! WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER!

>"I SAW WHAT SHE DID TO SOPHIE... I-I DON'T HAVE THE WILL TO GO ON ANYMORE SPITFIRE."

CHLOE YOU-

>"OHHHHHHHH GIIIIIIIIIIRLS!" says coach gaining up speed behind you and Chloe.

>You would fucking piss yourself right now, but you are too busy using all your muscles to fucking run right now.

>Pissing can fucking wait.

>Chloe looks at coach, and then to you.

>"SPITFIRE, TELL THE OTHERS THAT... THAT..."

CHLOE YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING SACRIFICE YOURSELF!

>"TELL THEM THAT BONBON IS FUCKING STUPID AND THAT FEMINISM IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM FEMALE ACTIVISM." she says as she jumps back to drop kick coach.

>Coach is caught off guard, and they both roll off behind you.

>You really don't want to look back now.

>You don't even want to think about what's happening to poor Chloe.

>You only have one thing to do, get to the principals office.

>You make it to school and bash down the fucking doors to get in.

>You make good time as you take the left to get to the main hall.

>"YOU WON'T MAKE IT SPITFIRE, THIS HAND IS... MMMMMMM... COMING FOR YOU!" yell coach.

>Not today.

>Luckily, the janitor was nearby cleaning.

>You take a bucket of soapy water he had in his cart and just fucking pour it all behind you as you run.

>Coach fucking slips and falls like this is fucking "Home Alone".

>You see the principals office right ahead.

>You kick the door down with all the strength you have, and are met with a frightened principal Celetia.

>"Spitfire, what is this outrageou-"

FUCKING BUFFED UP CLITORIS SHORT SHORTS COACH IS FUCKING FISTING EVERY FUCKING GIRL IN SCHOOL!

>Celestia looks shocked.

>"Vagina inspection day already? I thought i had that scheduled for next week."

FUCKING WHAT?

>"oh don't be so surprised. Every girl has to go through this."

SINCE FUCKING WHEN?

>"NOW." says Coach, right behind you.

>...

>All hope is lost.

>"LOOKS LIKE IT'S YOUR... MMMMMMM... TIME." says Coach as she slowly puts her hands around your shorts and-

>"FUCKING ELONGATED NIPPLE POLO COACH IS TOUCHING THE SHIT OUT OF OUR DICKS! WHAT THE FUCK?" yells Norman and he busts into the room knocking Coach over.

>"Oh, hello Norman. It seems both vagina inspection day and penis inspection day are in motion." calmly states principal Celestia.

>All.

>Hope.

>Lost.

>"MMMMMMMM, CINTHIA, YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY." says Elongated Nipple Polo Coach.

>"YOU DO AS WELL.... MMMMM... VICTOR." says Buffed Up Clitoris Short Shorts Coach.

>They both look at each other...

>OH GROSS, THEY JUST STARTED TO FUCKING MAKE OUT.

>EW FUCK, THEIR... PARTS ARE TOUCHING.

>"Ugh... i'm getting out of here while i still can." says Norman.

Hell to the yeah motherfucker.

>You both take this moment to get the FUCK out of school.

>Your vagina stays in tact for one more day it seems.