The Twerk Battle of the Century.

>Day Twerk it at Equestria High.

>Since the twerk battle that happened last week, Rarity has claimed you to be her boyfriend.

>At first you were ecstatic about this but...

>She carries you around everywhere...

>With her ass.

>She's like a fucking kangaroo, except that you are the joey and her pouch is her ass.

>She takes you everywhere!

>She is so protective of you that if a girl even so happens to be in her direct line of sight, she sets you down and begins to bludgeon them with her ass.

>The only time you are left alone is when she walks you home, cradled in her ass cleavage.

Rarity, i think this has gone on long eno-

>"Shhhh-shhh-shhh-shh-shhhhhh.... no need to speak my dear. have a pleasant rest in your bed and dream about me.

>She shoots you out of her ass and through your window landing you perfectly on your bed.

>You put your head outside the window to see her crab walk home and hiss at every woman in sight.

>This is just to hardcore man... i dont know how to take it...

>The next day you are woken up with her wrapping her asscheeks around you and flying out of the window by flapping her arms as hard as she can like a fucking pterodactyl.

>"SCREEEEE!!!"

>Jesus Christ...

>You both finally make it to school but this time there is a whole ring of people waiting in front of the door.

>Rarity lets you go.

>"What is the meaning of this? Move aside!" says Rarity shooing them off.

>But they don't shoo.

>They don't even fucking move.

>You begin to hear a low chant.

>It becomes louder and louder until they are practically yelling it.

>"TWEEEERK BAAAATTLE! TWEEEEEEERK BAAAATTLE!!!" they all chant.

>They continue to scream this chant like some shit is about to go down.

>And judging from the last time someone screamed it, something is going to happen...

>Something related to ass being shoved at you from every direction.

>The begin to silence as Principal Celestia walks out into the center.

>Thank god, maybe she can put some sense into these people.

>"Students of Equestria High. I as your principal will judge the victor of this schedule twerk battle." she says.

>Are you fucking kidding me?

>"Many of you- as have i- have competed against each other just to twerk against the reigning champion Rarity for the prize of Norman."

>FUCKING WHAT?

>"The victor of the semi-twerk battle was none other than Trixie." says Celestia pointing at the crowd.

>Fucking Trixie just steps out like she owns the shit out of the school.

>"FROM HENCEFORTH I WILL NO LONGER BE KNOWN AS TRIXIE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. FOR NOW ON... I WILL BE CALLED TWERXIE, THE PHATEST ASS KNOWN TO MAN!" she says whilst twerking.

>She does this looking directly at you.

>Rarity finally steps forward.

>"I, REARITY, EXCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE TWERXIE."

>The two of the turn around and begin to both meet each other half way, twerking all the while.

>You honestly don't know what the fuck is going on.

>"Combatants, take your places!" shouts celestia.

>They just fucking look at each other.

>"BEGIN!" says celestia slapping the ass of some girl, making her twerk like it was the signal for them to start.

>The fight begins.

>Twerxie lunges forward with a right cheek jab.

>Rearity counters by catching it in between her cheeks, and throws her to the opposite side of the "ring".

>Twerxie slams against some of the kids, but they just throw her back in, chanting twerk battle over and over.

>Rearity cartwheels into a gyrating spin trying to land upon Twerxie with her ass.

>But Twerxie knows exactly what the fuck is going on.

>She just fucking stands there looking you straight in the eyes.

>"You will be mine Norman." she says turning around to do a hand stand.

>She gets in a position like Christie from tekken.

>SHE DOES IT.

>SHE FUCKING DOES IT.

>Twerxie spins like a tornado bouncing Rearity's ass on hers, making her bounce higher each spin.

>On the last spin, Twerxie pushes from the ground, still spinning, carrying Rearity higher and higher into the air.

>Twerxie grabs Rearity and... and...

>Does an izuna drop.

>Rearity screams as both of them plummet for the ground.

>What are you to even fucking do right now?

>I mean, you ARE her boyfriend.

REARITY, USE THE FORCE TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!

>You honestly don't know what the fuck you are even talking about.

>You just wanna help out in some way.

>Rearity fucking flaps her arms like before, and they both start spinning like one of those gyroid things that astronauts are put on to test themselves.

>Down comes the both of them with a giant boom, and a lot of dust.

>So much dust that you cant see who made the right decision in that fall.

>When the dust finally clears, you begin to see a figure, twerking on top of the other.

>The form proves to be none other than Twerxie.

>Rearity tries to get up, but the booty bongos just keep hitting her head into the ground, as if to keep her in place.

>Rearity finally gathers enough strength to bend her back forward enough to catch Twerxie, and spins her out of there like a fucking bey-blade.

>She just lets it fucking rip.

>Once Rearity gets up, she rips up her skirt so she has more room to twerk.

>"THIS ONE'S FOR YOU NORMAN!" she screams with the heart of a woman fighting for her man.

>Rearity bounces high in the air with her ass, then swan dives towards Twerxie.

>Twerxie was not prepared for this, and begins to cower in fear.

>Rearity spins, ass forward, like a drill.

>The revolutions are so fast, she blurs into a tornado of purples and whites.

>Twerxie tries her best to counter this attack, but the revolutions are too strong.

>Soon both of them are a tornado.

>All the kids are starting to get scared because this could kill them if they try and step in.

>Celestia has the grimmest fucking face.

>The tornado slows down enough to show Rearity slam Twerxie into the ground, causing a crater that would make people from DBZ shit themselves.

>Before Rearity can make the final strike, someone shouts from the crowd of kids.

>"NOT SO FAST, THE CMC ARE HERE TO WIN NORMAN NOW!" says Applebloom.

>"You are late, we thought you would not have joined, or that you were all sick." said Celestia.

>"We are here to shake ass and take names, and we have plenty of ass." says Scootaloo.

>"For now on, our names will be badonkaloo, Applebunz, and Bootybelle!" says Sweetiebelle... or Bootybelle.

>All three of the CMC make their way out onto the field.

>"Sweetiebelle, get out of my ring! This is my ring, and My man!" says Rearity giving Twerxie a headlock with her ass.

>"My name is Bootybelle now sister, and Norman will be ours for the taking! CMC UNITE!"

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKVWPu2u8nQ

>All three of them do backflips by bouncing their butts about one another in a linear fashion.

>When they all finally make it to the center, they all crouch in unison in front of Rearity strangling Twerxie with her ass.

>"SUMMASAWT!!" screams Badonkaloo.

>They do a flash kick.... but with their asses, emitting an aura that sends Rearity and Twerxie into the air.

>When they come back down, the CMC Juggles them from one to the other, leading into Applebunz.

>"CRIMINAL UPPER!" shouts Applebunz.

>A wild gust of wind sends them into the air again.

>It seems that all of their attacks work in unison, and are team based.

>The CMC just keep bodying Rearity and Twerxie.

>After about 5 more minutes of this bombardment of ass, Twerxie and Rearity finally learn their strategy and parry.

>"That is it! I've had it! I am going ALL OUT!" yells Twerxie.

>"As am I!" screams Rearity.

>The CMC just start running forward.

>Everyones auras are really bright and strong.

>They all clash into each other and a huge explosion happens.

>You cant see shit.

>You cant hear shit.

>You dont know what the fuck is going on.

>Its like being Hellen Keller.

>Once you are finally able to see.... you see who is standing victorious.

>Standing over them like they knew they were going to win...

>It was...

>It was the CMC.

>They had toppled even the power of Rearity the Aryan Booty, and Twerxie the The Phatest Ass Known to Man.

>Everyone roars with hype.

>Celestia starts like she is about to say something, but the CMC just fucking grab you an run.

>Is this your life now.

>Being fought over by the use of twerk battles?

>Will this continue?

>Of course it will.

>Probably until eternity.

>"Alright Norman, now drop yer pants so we can do the ceremonial twerk off." says Applebunz.

Twerk off? but you just did a twerk battle and won.

>"A twerk off is different. its where we jack you off by twerking."

>Oh sweet jesus...