School of Rage

>Day doing something about it at Equestria High.

>Be Norman.

>You know, you've put up with a lot for this school.

>Being called a racist.

>Getting into trouble for the shit that Twilight does.

>Heck, even girl trouble.

>You feel like you should finally do something...

>Something to change either yourself, or this school.

>Above all else, it needs to change your classmates.

>It's almost time to go home, so you are at your locker getting your stuff packed up.

>You close your locker door, and then you hear what you expected to hear.

>"Hay! Where do you think you're going?!" says some butch sounding dude.

I'm just going home, leave me alo-

>"You need to do my homework!"

>What?

>Homework?

>You turn around.

>You see a group of assholes picking on some du-

>Oh shit, that's Adam, they're picking on Adam!

>Dude, what the fuck?

>Adam's cool, why pick on him?

>"You gonna do my homework, or do i have to beat you up to get you to do i-"

Hay, leave Adam alone!

>They turn to face you.

>"What'd you say racist?"

I said, leave Adam the fuck alone asshole.

>He gets a shit eating grin and drops Adam.

>They start walking up to you.

>"What are you gonna do? Call me a name?"

No, i'll kick your ass.

>"HAHAHA! You? Kick MY ass? DO YOU EVEN LI-"

Yeah. I do lift. Want me to show you?

>You both just stare down each other.

>He grins again.

>"Like i have time for you..." he says as he gets his two subjects to leave with him.

>You go over to Adam.

Dude, Adam, you okay?

>"Yeah... Norman was it? Aren't you raci-"

Does it look like i'm racist?

>"No, i guess not. Why'd you do that?"

I'm just getting really tired of this school Adam. I knew people were picking on ME, but i didn't know that stuff like this was going on.

>"Norman, you don't know the half of it. Half the school is run by bullies."

I thought this place was all "love and tolerance" after Sunset got shown her place.

>"No man, it's still a shithole. Thanks for saving me anyway, i wouldn't mind hanging out with yo- LOOK OUT!"

>Adam pushes you out of the way as a punch hits him.

>A punch from the butch looking asshole.

>"Whoops, i missed. Well, at least he'll know not to mess with m-"

>You deck him straight in the nose.

>You hear a crack.

>Good, NOW he knows you lift.

>"MY NOSE! AGH!"

I fucking TOLD you not to fuck with Adam!

>"UGH! GUYS, GET EM'!"

>He sends his two lackies after you.

>You punch one in the face.

>The other punches you in the gut.

>You punch him in the gut.

>Other guy punches you in the face.

>It's just an all out brawl.

>But from all the shit you've learned about fighting, one thing is for sure.

>As long as you can keep punching, then keep punching.

>Soon enough the go back to hiding behind the butch kid.

>"FUCK YOU NORMAN, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN-"

The last of me and my buttplugs. There, i finished you're sentence.

>He grits his teeth and then pulls his minions with him to get away.

>...

>Aaaaaaand here comes the pain.

Fuck! My lip! Asshole busted it.

>"Dude, Norman... i don't know what to say..."

You don't have to say anything, just get me some ice or something, fuck.

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>You are in the schools nurses office with Adam, Nurse Redheart, and Principal Celestia.

>"So, you are saying some kids were bullying Adam?" asks Principal Celestia.

Yes.

>"I just don't understand, how can this happen at this school."

Kid's are cruel. Simple as that.

>"Can you tell me who these kids where?"

No.

>"Why not?"

Because you just suspending them or giving them detention isn't going to be enough. They need to learn not to fuck with anyone ever again.

>"NORMAN! PRINCIPAL!" states Adam.

Adam, i don't care that i said that in front of her. She and every teacher here needs to know it. Kids here are being bullied, and it needs to be solved once and for all.

>You look back to Principal celestia to see her looking at you like if she was trying to solve a puzzle.

>"What, may i ask, is the solution then?"

Someone kicking their ass in.

>"NORMAN."

Shut up Adam. You know it's true. You and me are tired of being bullied, right?

>"Y-yeah..."

Then we got to stick up for ourselves, and for our peers.

>"Why us?"

Who else is gonna show those assholes up?

>"Still though..."

>"Ahem..." clears the throat of Celestia.

>You look to her.

>"I can say without a doubt in my mind that what you are saying is true. Kids are bullying each other. But i can not condone some kid becoming a vigilante and beating up other kids, even if they are bullies."

Bu-

>"That is to say if i catch you in the act..."

>You look to see her wink.

>Oh fuck, Principal Celestia is on your side?!

>"Do we have an agreement?"

Yes ma'am!

>"Good, then get patched up and have a nice day. School is over."

>She leaves the room with a bit of a smile.

>You are left sitting there with Adam by your side, and Nurse Redheart putting some kind of medicine on your bruises and cuts.

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>You're at Adam's house currently, playing some animu fighter you've never heard of.

>You both get a double K.O.

>The match ends with a draw.

>"Wow Norman, you're great at this."

Yo Adam...

>"Y-yeah?"

About what i said. About someone kicking the bullies asses in.

>"Yeah, what about it?"

How about you and me form a group to catch bullies in the act and fuck em up?

>"W-what?! Norman, it's cool that you want to punch some bullies faces in, i swear, but i'm not a fighter."

Everyone's a fighter Adam. Everyone has the choice of fight, or flight in that situation. All you have to do is choose fight.

>"Norman..."

Listen, you are in the science club right?

>"Yeah, i'm the head of it, why?"

That must mean you make creations right, like robots and stuff?

>"Well yeah, what about it?"

How about you create something that could help you out in a fight.

>"Are you kidding me Norman?"

>You just give him the fucking look.

>"Ugh, what would i even make?"

>You think about it while you scroll along the character select screen on the fighter.

>You scroll over onto some dude that has taser fists.

Those.

>"What?"

You could make those. The taser fists.

>"Norman i... hay..."

Yeah?

>"You're right, i could make those."

Good.

>"I-i-i-i mean i still wouldn't fight though."

Adam, you are like the only guy i know that would be willing to go along with this. All of my other friends would probably think either "no way, that's dumb" or "sorry, but i have better things to do than to solve school problems".

>"That first person sounds pretty smart."

Fucking christ, ADAM COME ON!

"Norman, i mean... how would i even fight with them, just do the combos that this guy does?"

Fuck no, just punch a dude in the gut with one of those things, they'll stop like a broken clock.

>Adam thinks about it.

Adam, it's either you help me out, or i go about this all by myself.

>"... get out..."

Ada-

>"Get out of my house Norman, i don't want to talk about this anymore. Either you get out, or you stop talking about all this nonsense, which i know you wont do."

>...

You're pretty smart Adam, i just wish you would put that mind to good use. I'll be taking my leave now.

>You start to leave and hear Adam unplugging a controller from the console.

>Looks like you are going to have to do this all by yourself then.

>Fuck, you were really riding on the hope that Adam would help you out.

>Maybe he's just that kind of guy...

>...

>Doesn't matter now.

>What matters now is that you do what you know is right.

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>It's Monday.

>Schools starting again.

>And you are on the fucking prowl.

>You're searching for anyone getting bullied, or even teased a lot.

>Like some girls talking smack about some other girl in her face.

>You hate seeing that.

>Girls are fucking mean dude.

>At least with guys, we just duke it out, and settle it right then and there.

>Yeah, maybe sometimes their will be a rematch.

>And yeah, sometimes the faggot will pull out a knife or some shit.

>But you know what?

>At least it's more direct than calling someone a "cunt slut bitch fuck" and then running away giggling.

>Seriously.

>Girls are fucking mean.

>"Hahahah! Look, it's Derpy! Whatcha doing Derpy?" says the voice of some snot nosed asshole.

>"P-please, i don't want any trouble, i just want to get to class..." she says.

>You look to see who is picking on Ditzy Doo.

>It's...

Oh wooooooooow....

>They turn around.

Still up to no good after the beating i gave you last time?

>"Oh god boss, it's Norman again!" says one of the minions.

>"Shut up and nut up boys, it's payback time!" says the butch kid.

>All three head for you, right then and there.

>Fuck this is going to hurt, but its going to work out all for the better in the long run.

>You get punched in the gut while you slug the butch guy in the head with a haymaker.

>The lackeys take hold of your arms.

Fuck!

>"Yeah... good... hold him while i beat him up."

Fucking pussy.

>"Call me what you want, you're still gonna get fucked up." he says cheering.

>He's right.

>He comes at you, punching you over and over.

>You can't break free of the fucking lackeys.

>Just more and more punches.

>Fuck, that was a headbutt.

>"Goodnight asshole!" he says winding up for one last good punch.

That's what i said to your mom after i gave her anal.

>"FUCK YOU!" he says just about to punch.

>Well, here it comes.

>Better luck tomorrow then...

>...

>No punch?

>You open your eyes to see the butch kid spazzing on the floor.

>It's like he got tased or somethi-

>No.

>No fucking way.

Adam?

>"Don't fuck with Norman." says Adam sporting some taser gloves.

>Holy shit, he came for you.

>He looks at the two lackeys.

>They let you go.

>You turn around and slug them one.

>They run off carrying their still spazzy boss.

>You turn to Adam.

You came to help me out.

>"I guess you were right. Everyone CAN fight." he says offering his fist out.

>You can't help but give him a brofist and-

OW FUCK, TASER GLOVES.

>"Oh, shit, sorry, i thought they were off. For real this time."

>You give a quick brofist as to make sure there is no shock.

>"U-um, excuse me... thank you both... for helping." says Ditzy.

Well, you know, bullies are fucking retarded. So i thought i would start fucking them up for now on.

>"Yeah, me too." says Adam.

>"Wow, you two are like superheroes. But won't you two get in trouble for beating them up?"

Nah, we got Celestia's "consent".

>"Woah, Celestia said it was okay for you to go beating up people?"

She winked at me. I'm pretty sure we can give bullies what they deserve. Me and Adam just need to find more people to join in so bullies get scared.

>"Oh, well can i join?" asks Ditzy.

W-wha-

>"Yeah, i can fight. I just didn't want to get in trouble at school." she says smiling.

You can fight?

>"Yep. Taekwondo. Always thought kicking was cool."

Well, i mean... if you're gonna be rolling with us, you gotta know that we are on the job from when school starts, till even after it rings.

>"That's cool."

Also we might get beaten up ourselves.

>"Trust me, i won't be getting beaten up." she says smiling.

>Scary.

>"I say she's cool Norman. Let her join. Three people is better than two. Besides. She knows how to fight for real."

Dude, i box. I know how to fight.

>"Then how come you were getting hit? Don't boxers learn how to bob and weave?"

S-so i'm a little out of practice... doesn't matter. You're in Ditzy.

>"Sweet. lets go kick some bully ass." she says fist bumping you and Adam.

>Good, you got yourself some team mates now.

>This will make things easier.