Title: Rainbow Dash and the Spaghetti Sprinkler Author: fullbodiedanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/ACEix2rc First Edit: Friday 6th of September 2013 08:39:00 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 6th of September 2013 08:39:00 PM CDT >Day dancing like a white girl at Equestria High. >Be Rainbow Dash. >Be asked out by Norman to go to the school dance. >You accepted of course because Norman has been your school crush ever since he started hanging out with your group. >You know, at first you were really fucking hyped, but then your remembered something. >The only dance move you know is the sprinkler. >The fucking sprinkler. >Oh god, you can't dance with Norman! *Dong Ding* Who where? >You answer the door. >It's Norman. >Wow. >Hot a what ba- >"Wow Dash, you look... amazing." >Oh shit, he just complimented you! O-oh, thanks Norm. You look pretty nice yourself. >You can't help but twirl your hair around. >He takes your hand and leads you to his car. >You get buckled up and he starts to drive. >Okay Rainbow, play it cool. >All you gotta do is just say you aren't good at dancing and he will understand completely. Hay Norman, i gotta tell you something before we go to the dance... >"Yeah?" he asks sincerely. >Oh man... I am uh... bad at... uh... >"Bad at what Dash?" >Say it Rainbow, SAY IT! I'm uh... bad at... GOLF, I'M TERRIBLE AT GOLF. >"Oh... um... okay..." Heheheh..... >Fucking hell, why did i say THAT? >AND WHY DID I SCREAM? >You finally make it to the school, and you can already hear all the beats and cheers coming from the gym. >Norman gets out and opens the door for you. >You aren't one to really go for chivalry, but it makes you feel nice to know that Norman will always do it anyway. >You hold hands all the way till you hit the inside of the gym. >Vinyl Scratch is the DJ (of course), and you see everyone dancing. H-hay Norman, how about we mingle for a bit before dancing? >"You mean like find the group? Sure." >Whew, thats a bullet dodged... for now. >That bullet will come back though. >Just like in wanted. >They can curve bullets in that shit. >You and Norman go around trying to find your friends together. >Turns out they are all.... dancing. >"Huh, look at that. Welp, might as well join them!" Hahaha.... yeaaaah... >Fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FU- >"Heya Rainbow! You look mighty dolled up!" says Applejack. Oh whatever, you are too! >"Yeah, i guess. At least we aren't as fru-fru as Rarity is. i mean, just look at her." >You see Rarity in the fru-fru'iest dress ever, fucking twerking. >Oh shit, dancing. Hay, Applejack, can i talk to you in private for a second? >"Sure sugarcube." >You take Applejack away from the group. >"Whats up?" I uh... i don't know how to do anything but the sprinkler. >"What?" I basically can't dance. >"Oh, well, i can teach you the two step. Two step is always a good safe zone when it comes to dancing." Okay then, how do i do it? >"Its basically just this sugarcube." >Applejack from one side to the other, shaking her hip to the opposite direction. Oh, cool. thats it? >"Yep. And don't worry, i think you know just as well as i that these school dances are nothing but line dances." >That is true. >"Well... then there is the slow dance." >... >"Yeah, um... i can't really help you on that part, i have two left feet when it comes to slow dancing. Sorry sugarcube, you are on your own when it comes to that. I have to head back to the group now, i promised i wouldn't let anyone get to close to Fluttershy. Good luck honey." >It's just you and the punch bowl now. >"Yo Rainbow, whats up?" Oh uh, i just needed Applejack to show me where the punch bowl was, i wanted to get us some drinks! >"Oh, alright... You sure there isn't anything else?" >Tell him you are a bad dancer, tell him! Not really. >[INTERNAL SCREAMING] >You give Norman his drink, and you down yours. >The song finally changes to a line dance. >Oh thank god, those are the only ones you can dance to because you can just copy the group. >Also, it was just a remix of the chicken dance. >Your mini-me Scootaloo was ballin at the chicken dance. Yo, lets get in there Norm. Chicken dance is where it's at! >"Haha, yeah!" >You and Norman Chicken dance at each other near the main group. >It was funny because he would mix up some of the moves for other ones. >You know, this might not be so bad after a- >"Alright you guys, this one is for the people who aren't forever alone out there. Slowwwww daaaaance." says Vinyl. Ffffffffffffffff... >You begin to do a slow version of the sprinkler. >Yeah. >That'll fix things. >Slow sprinkler. >... >Why is Norman looking at you like that. >Why is everyone looking at you like that? >I-is doing the sprinkler not cool during a slow dance. >A lot of people start laughing. >OH GOD, DOING THE SPRINKLER DURING A SLOW DANCE IS NOT COOL. >You feel like running outsi- >"So this is what you were trying to tell me about... You aren't a good dancer are you?" asks Norman. N-no... >You actually feel like crying. >"Haha, why didn't you tell me sooner? I SUCK at dancing. You saw me durring the chicken dance right?" >Oh shit, he sucks at dancing too? W-wanna suck at dancing... together? >"It would be my privilege." >You and Norman Do the slow sprinkler through the rest of the song together. >You don't care if people point and laugh. >This is like the most romantic shit.