Rainbow Dash and the Spaghetti Sprinkler

>Day dancing like a white girl at Equestria High.

>Be Rainbow Dash.

>Be asked out by Norman to go to the school dance.

>You accepted of course because Norman has been your school crush ever since he started hanging out with your group.

>You know, at first you were really fucking hyped, but then your remembered something.

>The only dance move you know is the sprinkler.

>The fucking sprinkler.

>Oh god, you can't dance with Norman!

*Dong Ding*

Who where?

>You answer the door.

>It's Norman.

>Wow.

>Hot a what ba-

>"Wow Dash, you look... amazing."

>Oh shit, he just complimented you!

O-oh, thanks Norm. You look pretty nice yourself.

>You can't help but twirl your hair around.

>He takes your hand and leads you to his car.

>You get buckled up and he starts to drive.

>Okay Rainbow, play it cool.

>All you gotta do is just say you aren't good at dancing and he will understand completely.

Hay Norman, i gotta tell you something before we go to the dance...

>"Yeah?" he asks sincerely.

>Oh man...

I am uh... bad at... uh...

>"Bad at what Dash?"

>Say it Rainbow, SAY IT!

I'm uh... bad at... GOLF, I'M TERRIBLE AT GOLF.

>"Oh... um... okay..."

Heheheh.....

>Fucking hell, why did i say THAT?

>AND WHY DID I SCREAM?

>You finally make it to the school, and you can already hear all the beats and cheers coming from the gym.

>Norman gets out and opens the door for you.

>You aren't one to really go for chivalry, but it makes you feel nice to know that Norman will always do it anyway.

>You hold hands all the way till you hit the inside of the gym.

>Vinyl Scratch is the DJ (of course), and you see everyone dancing.

H-hay Norman, how about we mingle for a bit before dancing?

>"You mean like find the group? Sure."

>Whew, thats a bullet dodged... for now.

>That bullet will come back though.

>Just like in wanted.

>They can curve bullets in that shit.

>You and Norman go around trying to find your friends together.

>Turns out they are all.... dancing.

>"Huh, look at that. Welp, might as well join them!"

Hahaha.... yeaaaah...

>Fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-

>"Heya Rainbow! You look mighty dolled up!" says Applejack.

Oh whatever, you are too!

>"Yeah, i guess. At least we aren't as fru-fru as Rarity is. i mean, just look at her."

>You see Rarity in the fru-fru'iest dress ever, fucking twerking.

>Oh shit, dancing.

Hay, Applejack, can i talk to you in private for a second?

>"Sure sugarcube."

>You take Applejack away from the group.

>"Whats up?"

I uh... i don't know how to do anything but the sprinkler.

>"What?"

I basically can't dance.

>"Oh, well, i can teach you the two step. Two step is always a good safe zone when it comes to dancing."

Okay then, how do i do it?

>"Its basically just this sugarcube."

>Applejack from one side to the other, shaking her hip to the opposite direction.

Oh, cool. thats it?

>"Yep. And don't worry, i think you know just as well as i that these school dances are nothing but line dances."

>That is true.

>"Well... then there is the slow dance."

>...

>"Yeah, um... i can't really help you on that part, i have two left feet when it comes to slow dancing. Sorry sugarcube, you are on your own when it comes to that. I have to head back to the group now, i promised i wouldn't let anyone get to close to Fluttershy. Good luck honey."

>It's just you and the punch bowl now.

>"Yo Rainbow, whats up?"

Oh uh, i just needed Applejack to show me where the punch bowl was, i wanted to get us some drinks!

>"Oh, alright... You sure there isn't anything else?"

>Tell him you are a bad dancer, tell him!

Not really.

>[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

>You give Norman his drink, and you down yours.

>The song finally changes to a line dance.

>Oh thank god, those are the only ones you can dance to because you can just copy the group.

>Also, it was just a remix of the chicken dance.

>Your mini-me Scootaloo was ballin at the chicken dance.

Yo, lets get in there Norm. Chicken dance is where it's at!

>"Haha, yeah!"

>You and Norman Chicken dance at each other near the main group.

>It was funny because he would mix up some of the moves for other ones.

>You know, this might not be so bad after a-

>"Alright you guys, this one is for the people who aren't forever alone out there. Slowwwww daaaaance." says Vinyl.

Ffffffffffffffff...

>You begin to do a slow version of the sprinkler.

>Yeah.

>That'll fix things.

>Slow sprinkler.

>...

>Why is Norman looking at you like that.

>Why is everyone looking at you like that?

>I-is doing the sprinkler not cool during a slow dance.

>A lot of people start laughing.

>OH GOD, DOING THE SPRINKLER DURING A SLOW DANCE IS NOT COOL.

>You feel like running outsi-

>"So this is what you were trying to tell me about... You aren't a good dancer are you?" asks Norman.

N-no...

>You actually feel like crying.

>"Haha, why didn't you tell me sooner? I SUCK at dancing. You saw me durring the chicken dance right?"

>Oh shit, he sucks at dancing too?

W-wanna suck at dancing... together?

>"It would be my privilege."

>You and Norman Do the slow sprinkler through the rest of the song together.

>You don't care if people point and laugh.

>This is like the most romantic shit.