Poke'Norman X

>Day Poke'mang at Equestria High.

>You JUST got Pokemon X for the 3DS.

>It got released as the same day as the 2DS, but why would anybody fucking buy that stupid looking shit?

>Anyway, go to school.

>You don't really pay that much attention in class, because poke'mon.

>Okay, you don't pay any attention.

>Because poke'mon.

>Shit, why is Fennekin so fucking cute?

>God damn cute ass fox thing.

>Gonna pet the shit outta you and give you like a fuck ton of those cupcake looking things.

>"Hello Norman, i see you are playing your video games here today." says Rarity.

Oh yeah, sure. uhuh.

>Ah yeah, fucked your shit up you loli looking fucker.

>What's her name?

>Shauna?

>More like Shita.

>Because she's shit tier.

>Not like my waifu Serena.

>I'm gonna go talk to her right now.

>"Norman, how would you like to-"

Shhhh, shut the fuck up rarity! I'm talking to my one true love!

>"How can a video game character be your-"

FUCK! LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO RARITY! I PICKED THE WRONG CHOICE AND NOW SHE JUST THINKS WE'RE "FRIENDS" GOOD JOB, NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER FROM WHEN I LAST SAVED.

>"Norman, you're scaring me..."

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S REALLY SCARY?

>"Wh-what?"

YOUR FACE AFTER I'M DONE WITH IT. COME'RE BITCH!

>You grab rarity by the hair and wailord on her.

>Haha, play on words but with poke'mon.

>"NORMAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" screams Pinkie.

Bitch messed with my poke'manz.

>"Oh, she shouldn't have done that. Wanna poke'battle?"

POKE'YEAH!

>you and Pinkie sit on the shuddering body of Rarity as you have the time of your lifes.

>Man, if you keep playing this, your dick is going to mega evolve.