- >Day "here comes inspiration" at Equestria High.
- >Be Norman.
- >Be bummed out as fuck.
- >Seriously.
- >You've just about had it with life.
- >Everyone is calling you a racist.
- >Twilight always gets you in trouble.
- >Rarity won't return your feelings.
- >And your grades are starting to plummet.
- God this just sucks so much.
- >"What does Normie?" asks a chipper Pinkie.
- Oh hay Pinkie. I-it's nothing.
- >"Oh come on Normie, you can tell me anything!"
- Well, it's just that my days are getting worse and worse. I never seem to see an end to all this - excuse my language - bullshit.
- >Pinkie nods.
- >"How can i help Norman?" she asks sincerely.
- Pinkie, thanks, but i can deal with all of this on my own.
- >"Nu-uh mister. You always help me out when i am feeling down. Now it's my turn to help you! Tell doctor Pinkie your problems!"
- >Oh god.
- Well, if we are seriously going to do this, we might as well sit down i guess.
- >You and pinkie sit on a bench.
- >"Tell me what's going on Norman."
- Well, for starters, everyone thinks i'm a racist.
- >"You aren't though."
- Tell that to everyone else.
- >"Okay."
- Pinkie, i was just-
- >"What else?"
- >You sigh.
- Well, that, and Twilight is always getting me in trouble without realising it.
- >"She does that a lot for me too. I know how you feel."
- Really? What does she do to you?
- >"Well, just today, she got me in trouble because she popped all of my balloons. Teachers were mad at all the noise. They thought i was the cause. I took the blame for her though."
- Jesus, you are a good friend.
- >"Thanks! Go on though, i know there is more to all of this than just those two things."
- >Pinkie looks at you like she wants you to get to the main point to all of the stress you are having.
- Honestly, i wish i had a girlfriend.
- >You slump into the bench.
- >You brace yourself for laughter.
- >...
- >It never comes.
- >You turn to look at Pinkie.
- >She has a blush.
- Pinkie?
- >"Uh-um... well... i mean..."
- >What's going on here?
- >"What if.... what if i was your girlfriend?"
- >.... What?
- What?
- >"I-i mean... Norman.. listen. You make me feel happy all the time. I just want to make you happy too."
- Pinkie you don't need to be my girlfriend out of pit-
- >"It isn't out of pity Norman, i want to be your girlfriend because i just want to." she says blushing and moving her head to the side.
- >Wow...
- >"I've liked you for a long time anyway."
- How long.
- >"A very long time."
- Pinkie, i know i said i want a girlfriend, but if you become my girlfriend, everyone will just start mocking you.
- >"I don't care about that Norman. As long as i am with you, i'll be happy. No one could bring me down. Wanna know why?" she asks staring at you in the eyes.
- Why Pinkie?
- >She reaches into her backpack.
- >She takes out a keyboard.
- Oh god Pinkie...
- >"Hold on, i forgot which key i'm supposed to start with." she says pressing one key after another.
- >When she finally finds a key she likes, she begins to play.
- >♫When my wacky meets your normal.♫
- >♫We won't have to be so formal.♫
- >♫We can just hug each other, and throw all of our stress away!~♫
- >♫When you're feeling really blue,♫
- >♫Just remember i'm here for you.♫
- >♫I will not ever smother, i just want my love to display!~♫
- >♫I think we should be more than friends, if that's okay with you.♫
- >♫I'll stick with you through odds and ends, we will always pull through.♫
- >♫Just give me a hug, and maybe a kiss, make sure that it's good!♫
- >♫Arms around each other, very close together, be a couple like we should!♫
- >Pinkie encourages you to sing along.
- >♫I think we should be more than friends.♫
- ♫If that's okay with you.♫
- >"There you go Normie!"
- ♫I'll stick with you through odds and ends.♫
- >♫We will always pull through.♫
- ♫Just give me a hug.♫
- >♫And maybe a kiss!♫
- ♫Make sure that it's good!♫
- >♫arms around each other...♫
- >She plays some chorus.
- ♫Get close together!♫
- >She plays again.
- >♫be a couple like. We. Shouuuuuld!~♫
- >You both end up laughing at what just happend.
- >She leans in close to you and gives you a kiss on the lips.
- >You can't help but return the favor.
- >You feel as though things are going to be a lot better from now on.

