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Pink Piano (PinkiexNorman)

By: fullbodiedanon on Sep 13th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.13 KB  |  hits: 75  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day "here comes inspiration" at Equestria High.
  2. >Be Norman.
  3. >Be bummed out as fuck.
  4. >Seriously.
  5. >You've just about had it with life.
  6. >Everyone is calling you a racist.
  7. >Twilight always gets you in trouble.
  8. >Rarity won't return your feelings.
  9. >And your grades are starting to plummet.
  10. God this just sucks so much.
  11. >"What does Normie?" asks a chipper Pinkie.
  12. Oh hay Pinkie. I-it's nothing.
  13. >"Oh come on Normie, you can tell me anything!"
  14. Well, it's just that my days are getting worse and worse. I never seem to see an end to all this - excuse my language - bullshit.
  15. >Pinkie nods.
  16. >"How can i help Norman?" she asks sincerely.
  17. Pinkie, thanks, but i can deal with all of this on my own.
  18. >"Nu-uh mister. You always help me out when i am feeling down. Now it's my turn to help you! Tell doctor Pinkie your problems!"
  19. >Oh god.
  20. Well, if we are seriously going to do this, we might as well sit down i guess.
  21. >You and pinkie sit on a bench.
  22. >"Tell me what's going on Norman."
  23. Well, for starters, everyone thinks i'm a racist.
  24. >"You aren't though."
  25. Tell that to everyone else.
  26. >"Okay."
  27. Pinkie, i was just-
  28. >"What else?"
  29. >You sigh.
  30. Well, that, and Twilight is always getting me in trouble without realising it.
  31. >"She does that a lot for me too. I know how you feel."
  32. Really? What does she do to you?
  33. >"Well, just today, she got me in trouble because she popped all of my balloons. Teachers were mad at all the noise. They thought i was the cause. I took the blame for her though."
  34. Jesus, you are a good friend.
  35. >"Thanks! Go on though, i know there is more to all of this than just those two things."
  36. >Pinkie looks at you like she wants you to get to the main point to all of the stress you are having.
  37. Honestly, i wish i had a girlfriend.
  38. >You slump into the bench.
  39. >You brace yourself for laughter.
  40. >...
  41. >It never comes.
  42. >You turn to look at Pinkie.
  43. >She has a blush.
  44. Pinkie?
  45. >"Uh-um... well... i mean..."
  46. >What's going on here?
  47. >"What if.... what if i was your girlfriend?"
  48. >.... What?
  49. What?
  50. >"I-i mean... Norman.. listen. You make me feel happy all the time. I just want to make you happy too."
  51. Pinkie you don't need to be my girlfriend out of pit-
  52. >"It isn't out of pity Norman, i want to be your girlfriend because i just want to." she says blushing and moving her head to the side.
  53. >Wow...
  54. >"I've liked you for a long time anyway."
  55. How long.
  56. >"A very long time."
  57. Pinkie, i know i said i want a girlfriend, but if you become my girlfriend, everyone will just start mocking you.
  58. >"I don't care about that Norman. As long as i am with you, i'll be happy. No one could bring me down. Wanna know why?" she asks staring at you in the eyes.
  59. Why Pinkie?
  60. >She reaches into her backpack.
  61. >She takes out a keyboard.
  62. Oh god Pinkie...
  63. >"Hold on, i forgot which key i'm supposed to start with." she says pressing one key after another.
  64. >When she finally finds a key she likes, she begins to play.
  65. >♫When my wacky meets your normal.♫
  66. >♫We won't have to be so formal.♫
  67. >♫We can just hug each other, and throw all of our stress away!~♫
  68. >♫When you're feeling really blue,♫
  69. >♫Just remember i'm here for you.♫
  70. >♫I will not ever smother, i just want my love to display!~♫
  71. >♫I think we should be more than friends, if that's okay with you.♫
  72. >♫I'll stick with you through odds and ends, we will always pull through.♫
  73. >♫Just give me a hug, and maybe a kiss, make sure that it's good!♫
  74. >♫Arms around each other, very close together, be a couple like we should!♫
  75. >Pinkie encourages you to sing along.
  76. >♫I think we should be more than friends.♫
  77. ♫If that's okay with you.♫
  78. >"There you go Normie!"
  79. ♫I'll stick with you through odds and ends.♫
  80. >♫We will always pull through.♫
  81. ♫Just give me a hug.♫
  82. >♫And maybe a kiss!♫
  83. ♫Make sure that it's good!♫
  84. >♫arms around each other...♫
  85. >She plays some chorus.
  86. ♫Get close together!♫
  87. >She plays again.
  88. >♫be a couple like. We. Shouuuuuld!~♫
  89. >You both end up laughing at what just happend.
  90. >She leans in close to you and gives you a kiss on the lips.
  91. >You can't help but return the favor.
  92. >You feel as though things are going to be a lot better from now on.