Title: Pink Piano (PinkiexNorman) Author: fullbodiedanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/kcDX8L8D First Edit: Friday 13th of September 2013 03:18:46 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 13th of September 2013 03:18:46 AM CDT >Day "here comes inspiration" at Equestria High. >Be Norman. >Be bummed out as fuck. >Seriously. >You've just about had it with life. >Everyone is calling you a racist. >Twilight always gets you in trouble. >Rarity won't return your feelings. >And your grades are starting to plummet. God this just sucks so much. >"What does Normie?" asks a chipper Pinkie. Oh hay Pinkie. I-it's nothing. >"Oh come on Normie, you can tell me anything!" Well, it's just that my days are getting worse and worse. I never seem to see an end to all this - excuse my language - bullshit. >Pinkie nods. >"How can i help Norman?" she asks sincerely. Pinkie, thanks, but i can deal with all of this on my own. >"Nu-uh mister. You always help me out when i am feeling down. Now it's my turn to help you! Tell doctor Pinkie your problems!" >Oh god. Well, if we are seriously going to do this, we might as well sit down i guess. >You and pinkie sit on a bench. >"Tell me what's going on Norman." Well, for starters, everyone thinks i'm a racist. >"You aren't though." Tell that to everyone else. >"Okay." Pinkie, i was just- >"What else?" >You sigh. Well, that, and Twilight is always getting me in trouble without realising it. >"She does that a lot for me too. I know how you feel." Really? What does she do to you? >"Well, just today, she got me in trouble because she popped all of my balloons. Teachers were mad at all the noise. They thought i was the cause. I took the blame for her though." Jesus, you are a good friend. >"Thanks! Go on though, i know there is more to all of this than just those two things." >Pinkie looks at you like she wants you to get to the main point to all of the stress you are having. Honestly, i wish i had a girlfriend. >You slump into the bench. >You brace yourself for laughter. >... >It never comes. >You turn to look at Pinkie. >She has a blush. Pinkie? >"Uh-um... well... i mean..." >What's going on here? >"What if.... what if i was your girlfriend?" >.... What? What? >"I-i mean... Norman.. listen. You make me feel happy all the time. I just want to make you happy too." Pinkie you don't need to be my girlfriend out of pit- >"It isn't out of pity Norman, i want to be your girlfriend because i just want to." she says blushing and moving her head to the side. >Wow... >"I've liked you for a long time anyway." How long. >"A very long time." Pinkie, i know i said i want a girlfriend, but if you become my girlfriend, everyone will just start mocking you. >"I don't care about that Norman. As long as i am with you, i'll be happy. No one could bring me down. Wanna know why?" she asks staring at you in the eyes. Why Pinkie? >She reaches into her backpack. >She takes out a keyboard. Oh god Pinkie... >"Hold on, i forgot which key i'm supposed to start with." she says pressing one key after another. >When she finally finds a key she likes, she begins to play. >?When my wacky meets your normal.? >?We won't have to be so formal.? >?We can just hug each other, and throw all of our stress away!~? >?When you're feeling really blue,? >?Just remember i'm here for you.? >?I will not ever smother, i just want my love to display!~? >?I think we should be more than friends, if that's okay with you.? >?I'll stick with you through odds and ends, we will always pull through.? >?Just give me a hug, and maybe a kiss, make sure that it's good!? >?Arms around each other, very close together, be a couple like we should!? >Pinkie encourages you to sing along. >?I think we should be more than friends.? ?If that's okay with you.? >"There you go Normie!" ?I'll stick with you through odds and ends.? >?We will always pull through.? ?Just give me a hug.? >?And maybe a kiss!? ?Make sure that it's good!? >?arms around each other...? >She plays some chorus. ?Get close together!? >She plays again. >?be a couple like. We. Shouuuuuld!~? >You both end up laughing at what just happend. >She leans in close to you and gives you a kiss on the lips. >You can't help but return the favor. >You feel as though things are going to be a lot better from now on.