Parasite Stove Being a Power Hungry Babby

[3:01:02 PM] FullBodiedAnon: yo man, what happened?

[3:01:17 PM] FullBodiedAnon: what the hell is going on?

[3:01:44 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i come back from a hang out with my dad, and i come to see all this "backstabbing".

[3:01:47 PM] FullBodiedAnon: what happened?

[3:02:13 PM] Parasite Steve: Jared ruined everything.

[3:02:31 PM] FullBodiedAnon: jared?

[3:02:40 PM] Parasite Steve: The Once-ler.

[3:02:45 PM] FullBodiedAnon: what did he do?

[3:03:24 PM] Parasite Steve: Everything.

[3:06:38 PM] FullBodiedAnon: dude, give me the full story.

[3:07:07 PM] Parasite Steve: Thanks to Legendary being a sheep and Once-ler hating me for jokingly calling him a nigger, I got booted out of the VN chat.

[3:07:17 PM] Parasite Steve: I tried to give Once-ler what he deserves and get him booted.

[3:07:20 PM] Parasite Steve: Guess what happened.

[3:07:30 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you got booted?

[3:08:14 PM] FullBodiedAnon: did you explain to onceler that it was a joke?

[3:08:53 PM] Parasite Steve: It should've been obvious@!

[3:09:21 PM] FullBodiedAnon: dude... if all what you are saying is true. all you have to do, is be the adult. and say sorry.

[3:09:26 PM] FullBodiedAnon: be the adult.

[3:09:29 PM] Parasite Steve: I owe them nothing.

[3:09:33 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i know man

[3:09:48 PM] FullBodiedAnon: but as long as you be the adult, you are the bigger man.

[3:09:49 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you win.

[3:09:54 PM] FullBodiedAnon: trust me man.

[3:09:58 PM] Parasite Steve: ...

[3:10:02 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i dont wanna have you kicked out of the group.

[3:10:04 PM] Parasite Steve: If you are lying to me.

[3:10:16 PM | Edited 3:10:21 PM] Parasite Steve: I will give my life if it means somehow getting revenge.

[3:10:21 PM] FullBodiedAnon: [3:10 PM] Parasite Steve:

 

<<< If you are lying to me.dude, i came to NN to make people laugh

[3:10:26 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i want you to be there to laugh.

[3:10:46 PM] FullBodiedAnon: not be kicked out and "plotting revenge"

[3:10:53 PM] FullBodiedAnon: just be the adult.

[3:11:04 PM] FullBodiedAnon: if he doesnt accept it

[3:11:08 PM] FullBodiedAnon: tell him i told you to say it.

[3:11:13 PM] FullBodiedAnon: blame it on me.

[3:11:20 PM] FullBodiedAnon: im here to help, not to fuck you over.

[3:15:31 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i liked being in calls with you man

[3:15:39 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you brightened up my days.

[3:15:49 PM] FullBodiedAnon: gave me ideas on oneshots to make OTHER people laugh.

[3:16:18 PM] Parasite Steve: Still wanna be in calls with me?

[3:16:34 PM] FullBodiedAnon: yeah man.

[3:16:41 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you are fun to hang with

[3:16:48 PM] FullBodiedAnon: but i ALSO want you back in the group

[3:17:04 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i want this to be settled out in a way that you can get back in

[3:17:20 PM] Parasite Steve: Problem solved.

[3:20:41 PM] FullBodiedAnon: steve, i know this sounds really fucking retarded. but you need to be more sincere in your appologise.

[3:20:48 PM] FullBodiedAnon: like

[3:20:53 PM] Parasite Steve: Give me something to say.

[3:21:35 PM] FullBodiedAnon: "listen. I am sorry for doing X, and even Y. I'm sorry for "backstabbing". if you can give me one more chance. I would appreciate it"

[3:21:39 PM] FullBodiedAnon: anything like that.

[3:22:31 PM] Parasite Steve: This better work.

[3:22:42 PM] FullBodiedAnon: if it doesnt

[3:23:00 PM] Parasite Steve: ?

[3:23:44 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i dont know man

[3:23:51 PM] FullBodiedAnon: im trying my best to help out here.

[3:23:55 PM] Parasite Steve: Oh goddamn it.

[3:23:59 PM] Parasite Steve: Tool is being a sheep again.

[3:26:38 PM] Parasite Steve: YOU HAD ONE JOB

[3:26:40 PM] Parasite Steve: ONE

[3:26:41 PM] Parasite Steve: FUCKING

[3:26:42 PM | Edited 3:26:45 PM] Parasite Steve: JOB

[3:26:53 PM] Parasite Steve: GET ME BACK IN BUT NOOOOOOO

[3:26:56 PM] Parasite Steve: YOU HAD TO TOTALLY BEEF IT

[3:26:58 PM] Parasite Steve: (angry)

[3:27:07 PM] Parasite Steve: On a serious note.

[3:27:11 PM] Parasite Steve: It went as well as you'd expect.

[3:27:44 PM] FullBodiedAnon: dont worry man

[3:27:50 PM] FullBodiedAnon: we settled it out

[3:27:59 PM] FullBodiedAnon: its a temp ban

[3:28:05 PM] FullBodiedAnon: youll be back in after a week

[3:28:38 PM] Parasite Steve: So I heard.

[3:28:47 PM] FullBodiedAnon: [3:27 PM] Force-A-Rummy:

 

<<< Temp ban[3:27 PM] Force-A-Rummy:

 

<<< After one week

[3:28:56 PM] FullBodiedAnon: they want you time to cool down

[3:29:01 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i think that is a good idea.

[3:29:18 PM] FullBodiedAnon: when that week is over, i will try to help you get back in the VN chat as well.

[3:29:38 PM] FullBodiedAnon: ill fight for you as long as i am able to do it sincerely steve.

[3:29:46 PM] FullBodiedAnon: but you need to be sincere too.

[3:29:53 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i have trust in you.

[3:30:21 PM] Parasite Steve: FBA, bad news.

[3:30:29 PM] Parasite Steve: There's no way we can do this without dirty tactics.

[3:30:40 PM] FullBodiedAnon: steve... no man

[3:30:57 PM] FullBodiedAnon: the only way i can fight for you is if we do it the way that works

[3:31:00 PM] FullBodiedAnon: being the adult

[3:31:12 PM] Parasite Steve: That only gets you so far.

[3:31:37 PM] Parasite Steve: If we want a Grand Slam, we need to play rough.

[3:31:39 PM] FullBodiedAnon: its gotten me very far steve.

[3:31:46 PM] FullBodiedAnon: very far.

[3:31:48 PM] Parasite Steve: Maybe in reality.

[3:31:52 PM] Parasite Steve: However, this is the internet.

[3:32:02 PM] Parasite Steve: There's no such thing as 'morality' on the internet.

[3:32:21 PM] Parasite Steve: Only fools who believe that real life beliefs exist, and people who've realized the facts.

[3:32:31 PM] FullBodiedAnon: steve

[3:32:37 PM] FullBodiedAnon: in the group we are talking about

[3:32:41 PM] FullBodiedAnon: the NN chat

[3:32:45 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i got them on OUR side

[3:32:49 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i changed the vote over

[3:32:51 PM] FullBodiedAnon: for YOU

[3:32:55 PM] FullBodiedAnon: by being the adult

[3:33:03 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and i'm STILL fighting for you

[3:33:30 PM] Parasite Steve: I need a 100% victory, not a time out.

[3:33:48 PM] FullBodiedAnon: this isnt about victory or a time out

[3:33:52 PM] FullBodiedAnon: this is about trust

[3:34:03 PM] FullBodiedAnon: the NN group is almost like a club man

[3:34:09 PM] FullBodiedAnon: if you can stick this out with me

[3:34:16 PM] FullBodiedAnon: we will have your "victory"

[3:34:23 PM] FullBodiedAnon: just trust me this one last time.

[3:35:08 PM] FullBodiedAnon: if you cant do that

[3:35:10 PM] Parasite Steve: Trust, huh...

[3:35:13 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i cant fight for ou anymore

[3:35:25 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i need your trust steve

[3:35:39 PM] FullBodiedAnon: with it, i can make you "victorious"

[3:35:47 PM] Parasite Steve: If you can't do a simple, normal(on the internet) task, then I have no use for you.

[3:35:53 PM] Parasite Steve: Sorry, but that's the way it is.

[3:36:11 PM] FullBodiedAnon: steve, come on man

[3:36:12 PM] Parasite Steve: We can still talk, but I'm flying solo from here.

[3:36:26 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you put your trust in me once and it worked

[3:36:30 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i just need it again

[3:36:37 PM] FullBodiedAnon: im helping you

[3:36:41 PM] FullBodiedAnon: not putting you down

[3:36:45 PM] FullBodiedAnon: in ANY way

[3:37:21 PM] Parasite Steve: It wasn't working enough, was the problem.

[3:37:27 PM] Parasite Steve: I need a perfect success.

[3:37:36 PM] FullBodiedAnon: it is working the exact amount steve

[3:37:43 PM] FullBodiedAnon: we are where we need to be in this

[3:37:54 PM] FullBodiedAnon: both sides need a cool down

[3:37:58 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you need time to think

[3:38:02 PM] FullBodiedAnon: they need time to think

[3:38:05 PM] FullBodiedAnon: simple as that

[3:38:16 PM] FullBodiedAnon: if both sides play right

[3:38:20 PM] FullBodiedAnon: everyone wins

[3:38:25 PM] FullBodiedAnon: thats what i am playing at

[3:38:31 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and if i cant make that happen

[3:38:38 PM] FullBodiedAnon: that means you cant be the "better man"

[3:38:53 PM] FullBodiedAnon: that means you cant "win"

[3:38:59 PM] FullBodiedAnon: do this for me steve

[3:39:01 PM] FullBodiedAnon: im helping

[3:41:35 PM] Parasite Steve: It's not enough that I should succeed. Others should fail.

[3:42:08 PM] FullBodiedAnon: why is that?

[3:42:15 PM] FullBodiedAnon: why cant both sides win?

[3:42:16 PM] Parasite Steve: Because they deserve punishment.

[3:42:30 PM] FullBodiedAnon: what for?

[3:42:44 PM] Parasite Steve: For defying me, duh.

[3:42:50 PM] FullBodiedAnon: steve

[3:42:59 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you dont hold any power over the group

[3:43:01 PM] FullBodiedAnon: its a club

[3:43:05 PM] FullBodiedAnon: not a kingdom

[3:43:06 PM] Parasite Steve: I want power, then.

[3:43:11 PM] FullBodiedAnon: why?

[3:43:19 PM] FullBodiedAnon: why should you "hold power"?

[3:43:22 PM] Parasite Steve: Because they defied me, and I want revenge.

[3:43:47 PM] FullBodiedAnon: so you would want power over me then?

[3:43:58 PM] Parasite Steve: Why not?

[3:44:02 PM] FullBodiedAnon: ...

[3:44:20 PM] FullBodiedAnon: im sorry steve

[3:44:32 PM] Parasite Steve: You're leaving me, aren't you.

[3:44:39 PM] FullBodiedAnon: im not going to be rulled over by someone on the internet.

[3:44:48 PM] FullBodiedAnon: for something i had no part in.

[3:44:57 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i was the nuetral company steve.

[3:45:04 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and i fought for you.

[3:45:12 PM] Parasite Steve: Every time someone denies that someone will have power over them, I think back to a time in my life where there was power over me.

[3:45:14 PM] Parasite Steve: And I think,

[3:45:16 PM] Parasite Steve: "No."

[3:45:23 PM] FullBodiedAnon: steve

[3:45:25 PM] Parasite Steve: "History will repeat, albeit in a different way."

[3:45:35 PM] FullBodiedAnon: the only one who should hold power over me, are my supioriirs.

[3:45:38 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and right now

[3:45:40 PM] FullBodiedAnon: we are equals

[3:45:46 PM] Parasite Steve: Then I must rise.

[3:45:52 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i wont let an equal rule over my life.

[3:46:05 PM] FullBodiedAnon: specially on the internet

[3:46:30 PM] Parasite Steve: Again, every time you say I can't, I vow twice to do it.

[3:46:47 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i do not want you as a ruler steve

[3:46:51 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i want you as an egual

[3:47:00 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i cant fight for you anymore

[3:47:02 PM] Parasite Steve: So you want me docile.

[3:47:09 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i want you to be like me

[3:47:18 PM] FullBodiedAnon: not above

[3:47:20 PM] FullBodiedAnon: or below

[3:47:23 PM] FullBodiedAnon: just like me

[3:47:28 PM] FullBodiedAnon: just like them

[3:47:56 PM] Parasite Steve: If only it were that easy.

[3:48:03 PM] FullBodiedAnon: it is

[3:48:03 PM] Parasite Steve: If only everyone on the internet were equal.

[3:48:09 PM] FullBodiedAnon: they are

[3:48:19 PM] Parasite Steve: Let me tell you about someone.

[3:48:20 PM] FullBodiedAnon: we are

[3:48:23 PM] Parasite Steve: Have you heard of Not Ben Stiller?

[3:48:33 PM] FullBodiedAnon: yep

[3:48:38 PM] FullBodiedAnon: once or twice.

[3:48:40 PM] Parasite Steve: What do you know about him, by some chance?

[3:48:47 PM] FullBodiedAnon: just name.

[3:48:50 PM] FullBodiedAnon: nothing more.

[3:49:05 PM] Parasite Steve: Ah.

[3:49:06 PM] Parasite Steve: Well let me tell you.

[3:49:17 PM] Parasite Steve: Ben was a user of MLPG, a respected writefag.

[3:49:20 PM] Parasite Steve: Well, respected for a writefag.

[3:49:34 PM] Parasite Steve: One day, an artist, Jessy, wrote about the friendzone not existing.

[3:49:57 PM] Parasite Steve: One person tried to tell her why she was wrong, as she lazily shot them down with nothing more than a single sentence.

[3:50:02 PM] Parasite Steve: Why? Because she had power.

[3:50:12 PM] Parasite Steve: Between her camwhoring and art, she had power over MLPG.

[3:50:24 PM] Parasite Steve: So Ben told her off, and made his first mistake.,

[3:50:32 PM] Parasite Steve: He should've gathered more power before striking.

[3:50:42 PM] Parasite Steve: Next thing Ben knew, he was hated by all.

[3:50:45 PM] Parasite Steve: Booted for no reason.

[3:50:52 PM] Parasite Steve: Hated by people who refused to move on.

[3:51:09 PM] FullBodiedAnon: but you arent in THAT situation steve

[3:51:13 PM] Parasite Steve: So he moved on, not knowing that everyone celebrated his leaving, and Jessy unleashed an ultimate insult.

[3:51:15 PM] FullBodiedAnon: there isnt any camwhore

[3:51:22 PM] Parasite Steve: She insulted his status as a man.

[3:51:29 PM] FullBodiedAnon: that didnt happen to you

[3:51:42 PM] Parasite Steve: At that point, Ben turned his mind to steel, and began a conquest to make sure MLPG falls, even if it costs his soul.

[3:52:15 PM] Parasite Steve: That's how I got a new identity, as Parasite Steve, for when I wanted to feel good again.

[3:53:10 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i see.

[3:53:14 PM] FullBodiedAnon: well steve

[3:53:18 PM] FullBodiedAnon: ive fought for you

[3:53:29 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and i got you to a point to were we could have both have won

[3:53:34 PM] FullBodiedAnon: but by you wanting more

[3:53:39 PM] Parasite Steve: At the cost of their victory.

[3:53:40 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you have forced me away

[3:53:45 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and we lost

[3:53:58 PM] Parasite Steve: I only lose when I can no longer hold my blade, so to speak.

[3:54:13 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i cant even say i want you as a friend anymore by you saying you want to "rule over me"

[3:54:19 PM] FullBodiedAnon: over the internet

[3:54:25 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i wont have that steve

[3:54:45 PM] Parasite Steve: Friends on the internet...

[3:54:46 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i had nothing in this other than to help you out.

[3:54:51 PM] Parasite Steve: Hah. What a ridiculous concept.

[3:54:53 PM] FullBodiedAnon: out of my own time

[3:54:56 PM] FullBodiedAnon: to help you out steve

[3:55:00 PM] FullBodiedAnon: over the internet

[3:55:08 PM] Parasite Steve: Maybe you can use people on the internet as a means to an end.

[3:55:18 PM] FullBodiedAnon: no man

[3:55:28 PM] Parasite Steve: But friends? In the end, they'll become useless and you'll grow too attached, or they betray you.

[3:55:30 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i did this all to get you back in the group, so YOU could have fun

[3:55:34 PM] FullBodiedAnon: so THEY could have fun

[3:55:38 PM] FullBodiedAnon: so I could have fun

[3:55:50 PM] Parasite Steve: They're already having fun.

[3:55:54 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you say you want revenge

[3:56:03 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and that revenge is not only directed at THEM

[3:56:03 PM] Parasite Steve: Yes. I want to take their happiness from them.

[3:56:05 PM] FullBodiedAnon: but ME

[3:56:20 PM] Parasite Steve: That's because I want you to suffer, and through suffering, improve.

[3:56:25 PM] Parasite Steve: Become more efficient.

[3:56:29 PM] Parasite Steve: Become better.

[3:56:34 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i will

[3:56:38 PM] FullBodiedAnon: ill be the adult

[3:56:39 PM] Parasite Steve: Get me a perfect victory next time.

[3:56:48 PM] Parasite Steve: Are you saying I'm not a man?

[3:56:48 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i will be the better man

[3:57:11 PM] FullBodiedAnon: good bye steve

[3:57:13 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i had fun

[3:57:17 PM] Parasite Steve: ANswer the question.

[3:57:32 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i dont see you as less than a man

[3:57:36 PM] Parasite Steve: Good.

[3:57:37 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i see you as an equal

[3:57:38 PM] FullBodiedAnon: nothing more

[3:57:41 PM] FullBodiedAnon: nothing less

[3:57:44 PM] Parasite Steve: I'll change that soon enough.

[3:57:52 PM] Parasite Steve: With that said, return any time. Make sure you're useful.

[3:57:53 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i cant allow that

[3:58:03 PM] Parasite Steve: Keep defying me. Keep motivating me.

[3:58:15 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i was motivated to HELP you.

[3:58:18 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and i DID

[3:58:24 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you just thought it wasnt enough

[3:58:24 PM] Parasite Steve: It wasn't enough, for the last time.

[3:58:29 PM] FullBodiedAnon: it was

[3:58:33 PM] Parasite Steve: Except I didn't think, I KNEW.

[3:58:39 PM] Parasite Steve: If it was, I'd be in again.

[3:58:41 PM | Edited 3:58:52 PM] Parasite Steve: Now, that is.

[3:58:53 PM] FullBodiedAnon: no steve

[3:59:08 PM] FullBodiedAnon: you know exactly why they need a cool down time

[3:59:13 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and why you need a cool down time

[3:59:21 PM] FullBodiedAnon: but with this sudden erge for revenge

[3:59:23 PM] Parasite Steve: If I 'cool down', I'll probably be docile again.

[3:59:27 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and wanting to rule over ME

[3:59:36 PM] FullBodiedAnon: ME god damnit

[3:59:48 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i cant, and will not fight for you.

[3:59:49 PM] Parasite Steve: Welcome to the internet, a gigantic power struggle.

[4:00:06 PM] FullBodiedAnon: im done steve

[4:00:10 PM] FullBodiedAnon: im just done

[4:00:14 PM] FullBodiedAnon: i was the middle man

[4:00:18 PM] Parasite Steve: Yawn.

[4:00:20 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and now i am on the oppisite end

[4:00:22 PM] Parasite Steve: You done yet? I tire of you.

[4:00:22 PM] FullBodiedAnon: good bye

[4:00:25 PM] FullBodiedAnon: have a nice life

[4:00:26 PM] Parasite Steve: Good riddance.

[4:00:30 PM] FullBodiedAnon: and i hope you get better

 

DAH EHN