Norman n' Sunset Go On a Date

>Day alfredo at Equestria High.

>It's been a full fucking week since you have been going out with Sunset.

>Seems both guys AND girls are a little jealous.

>With all that time, you began to learn more and more about her.

>For one, she gets strokes from time to time if she does not take her medicine.

>Thats fucking crazy, to know that a girl you are dating can have a stoke at any moment if she doesn't fucking take her medicine.

>Another thing... she KINDA puts out.

>Kinda.

>Like, she'll be into making out furiously and even trying to rub you off from on top of your clothes... buuuut...

>She doesn't want to go any further than that, and you think you know why.

>She might be a virgin.

Ohoho this gone be good.

>"What Norm?" she asks still clinging to your arm.

Oh nothing. Just thinking about where we wanna go tonight.

>She is freaking out... in a good way i mean. Not in the "having a stroke" way.

>You have been basically taking her out on a date for every day you've been with her because you just wanna take a peak of that ass at least once.

>"Oh my gosh, where are we going this time?" she asks, hopping even.

Well, there is this new restaurant near my house that i've been wanting to try. Its Italian.

>Hoooo boy do you love you some Italian food.

>"Wow... i've never had Italian." she says.

>You stop dead in your tracks, Sunset kind of getting tripped by the sudden stop.

>"W-whats wrong Norman?"

Never. Had. Italian?

>"Y-yeah..."

>No.

>Fucking no.

>You pick her shit up off the ground, run out of the god damn school, and throw that bitch into your car.

>"Oh, are we skipping class? I dont think we should do that Norman..."

>You just fucking look at her.

>You give her the god damn look you give people when they need to shut the fuck up or get the dick right then and there.

Never had raviolis?

>"N-no..."

Never had lazagna?

>"No i haven-"

FUCKING SPAGHETTI?

>"WHATS HAPPENING?! WHAT DID I DO?!"

>You are fucking speeding down the road like some dude at nascar.

>Except you aren't turning at all.

>Cars are crashing.

>People are cowering.

>You have the fucking channel 5 news team's helicopter above you while police cars ride up your ass.

>You open your window and show them your god damn face.

>They all fucking stop.

>They know what the fuck is going on.

>For the first time since you got out of the school parking lot, you turn a hard left.

>The car is flung into the air about 17 yards and begins to roll out of control.

See, this is why you need seatbelts.

>"NORMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Giving you the help you need.

>You give her a passionate kiss on the lips.

>She is left fucking speechless, probably orgasming 15 times, and your'e not even muscle Norman.

>The car finally does one last flip landing perfectly into a parking spot right next to the Italian restaurant.

Like a god damn glove.

>you unlock the car doors and pull out a shaky legged Sunset Shimmers from the other side, leading her in.

>You make your way inside with your honey by your side.

>"Hello sir, do you have a reservation- oh it's Sir Norman. Right this way please." says the front man in a shaky voice.

>He knows what the fuck is going down.

>You pull out a chair for Sunset and sit her down gently, pushing her into the table just enough so that she has enough room.

>"W-wait we are at the restaura-"

>You put a finger on her lip.

shhhhhhh-shh-shh-shhhhhhh. Its okay. Everything is going to be okay. I'm here to help you.

>The waiter comes in with two plates of the restaurants famous "JESUS FUCK THIS IS GOOD" shrimp alfredo.

>"O-oh, heheheh... i get it, we are on the date now. Thats very sweet of you Norma-"

>before she can say another word, you cram her mouth with some of the alfredo that they gave you for free.

>You can hear her moan from the ecstasy of the tasty alfredo and the manliness generating off of you.

>Yeah, you're getting the ass tonight.

>After her 15 last orgasms, she finally has something to say.

>"Thank you so much Norman... ive never had someone who cared so much for me like you do." she says looking at you with sincere eyes.

Shut the fuck up and eat the rest of your god damn alfredo gurl.

>She giggles and continues to eat.

>After all the food is gone, you take her up in your arms yet again, put her in that fucking car, and drive off to your apartment.

>Making out all the way to the inside.

>When you finally get her on top of the bed and undress her, you finally see why she didn't want to go any further before.

>She has a chastity belt.

>AND she's a virgin.

>"I-im so sorry Norman, i should have told you i cant have sex..." she begins to cry and hang her head low.

>you take your hand and cuff her chin, pulling her face to meet yours.

What about the pooper.

>"W-wha-"

>You turn her ass around.

>The pooper is clear for landing sir.

>Then lets get our boys safely home.

>Pop goes the weasle.

>Many more sexual related innuendos later

>Boom goes the dynamite.