Title:           Norman is an ass man
Author:          fullbodiedanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/35VbUvB4
First Edit:      Saturday 20th of July 2013 06:34:58 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 20th of July 2013 06:34:58 AM CDT

>Day: Birthday
>Mission: Get laid
>Okay Norman, you got this all planned out.
>Pink's throwing you a birthday party.
>Most likely the only people there are going to be the girls and maybe even that shit fucker Brad.
>The plan goes as follows: Get Bleached Goddess drunk off her shit and put your dick in her pooper.
>Because vaginas look weird as shit.
>I don't wanna touch that stuff ever again.
>not after last time.
>Since Pink is your room mate, its most likely that there is going to be a surprise party thrown at your pad, so lets go ahead and mossy on over there.
>you unlock the door with a shit eating grin because whatever it's your birthday.
>"SURPRIIIISE!" says pink.
>She busts one of those party favors right in front your your face.
Haha, thanks Pink.... where is everyone, am i getting a double surprise?
>She looks down.
>"Im sorry Norman, but they couldn't make it. Its just you and me tonight..."
>You slump onto your couch.
Damn... and i really just wanted to fuck tonight...
>Did you just say that outloud?
>Oh yeah... you forgot that YOU were drunk.
>"...Well..... maybe i can help..." she says sitting closer to you.
Oh fuck, pink... no... i meant with Rari-
>Its too late.
>Shes on top of you.
>AND SHE IS PUTTING HER VAGINA OVER YOUR DICK!
>"AAAAHHH GROSS, GET THAT SHIT OFF ME!".... is what you would have said.
>Instead the drunk kicked into overdrive and you said something like: "AHHHH GRESS.... GERT THET SHIRT OFF....MEH..."
>"Heheh, okay Norman." says pink.
>So she takes off her shirt and OH GOD SHE HAS INVERTED NIPPLES!
>THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!
*knock knock*
>in comes Rarity.
>"Hello dear Norman, i just came bye to tell you happy birthday and- oh... well then..."
>She packs her shit up and leaves.
>Okay...
>NOW this is the worst day ever.
>"I know this might be a mood kill, but i kinda gotta pee."
>OH GOD IT NEVER ENDS!
I WENNA GIT UFF THE CREZY RID!
>But it never ends.