Title:           My Spirit Animal is a Ladybug?
Author:          fullbodiedanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rZZxcina
First Edit:      Thursday 3rd of October 2013 10:16:55 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 3rd of October 2013 10:16:55 PM CDT

>Be Rainbow Dash.
>Be walking down the hall, everything is going fine.
>Feel something land near your ear.
>Pick it up and move it towards your face.
A ladybug?
>"PUT ME DOWN!"
>...
Did this ladybug just talk?
>"YEAH, I DID, NOW LET GO!"
>You let go.
Wh-what? How?
>"Ahem... i am... your conscience."
What?
>"Fine then, i'm your spirit animal."
My spirit animal is a ladybug? That's kind of lame, why not a hawk or something?
>"Shut up already and listen. See Norman over there?"
Ummmm... yeah? What about Norm?
>"Go trip over him."
What? Why?
>"Do it, trust me. This is all about soul mate stuff and all that junk, just do it!"
S-soul mate... i-i-iiiii don't believe in that kind of thing...
>"Suuuuure you don't. Now go over there and trip on Norman. Make sure that you both fall over, and you are on top of him."
>Wow, this is really fucking weird, oh well, apparently Norman is your soul mate.
>Let's get this over with.
>You crash into Norman, making sure you are on top of him when you both fall.
>Wow, this is just like in one of my fanfictions...
>"Woah, hay Rainbow, you okay?" Norman asks.
>"Good... now rub him with your tits."
Wh-wha-
>"DO IT!"
I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU NORMAN!
>Begin to rub your tits on Norman.
>He's embarrassed.
>You're embarrassed.
>Your spirit animal is squeeing.
>"Okay, now get off him, help him up, and then take him into the old gym..."
I-isn't this going a bit too fa-
>"DO IT!"
>You better do what your spirit animal tells you if you know what's good.