- >Be Rainbow Dash.
- >Be walking down the hall, everything is going fine.
- >Feel something land near your ear.
- >Pick it up and move it towards your face.
- A ladybug?
- >"PUT ME DOWN!"
- >...
- Did this ladybug just talk?
- >"YEAH, I DID, NOW LET GO!"
- >You let go.
- Wh-what? How?
- >"Ahem... i am... your conscience."
- What?
- >"Fine then, i'm your spirit animal."
- My spirit animal is a ladybug? That's kind of lame, why not a hawk or something?
- >"Shut up already and listen. See Norman over there?"
- Ummmm... yeah? What about Norm?
- >"Go trip over him."
- What? Why?
- >"Do it, trust me. This is all about soul mate stuff and all that junk, just do it!"
- S-soul mate... i-i-iiiii don't believe in that kind of thing...
- >"Suuuuure you don't. Now go over there and trip on Norman. Make sure that you both fall over, and you are on top of him."
- >Wow, this is really fucking weird, oh well, apparently Norman is your soul mate.
- >Let's get this over with.
- >You crash into Norman, making sure you are on top of him when you both fall.
- >Wow, this is just like in one of my fanfictions...
- >"Woah, hay Rainbow, you okay?" Norman asks.
- >"Good... now rub him with your tits."
- Wh-wha-
- >"DO IT!"
- I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU NORMAN!
- >Begin to rub your tits on Norman.
- >He's embarrassed.
- >You're embarrassed.
- >Your spirit animal is squeeing.
- >"Okay, now get off him, help him up, and then take him into the old gym..."
- I-isn't this going a bit too fa-
- >"DO IT!"
- >You better do what your spirit animal tells you if you know what's good.
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