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Lunch Time with Norman

By: fullbodiedanon on Jul 20th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.81 KB  |  hits: 114  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day back that ass up in Equestria High.
  2. >be Norman
  3. >You're at lunch with your multi colored group of girls listening to them talk about nothing but girl shit.
  4. >Why do you hang out with them again?
  5. >Oh shit, you forgot to get your food.
  6. Hay, im gonna go get my food, i'll be right back.
  7. >"Oh my, i have seem to forgotten mine as well. I will come with you then." says Aryan Beauty.
  8. O-oh... okay...
  9. >Oh man oh man oh man shes gonna walk right next to you.
  10. >Play it cool Norm, you got this. Just act normal and everything will be fi-
  11. >"HAY RACIST!" says some girls in front of you.
  12. >Oh god here we go.
  13. For the last time, im not raci-
  14. >"HOW CAN YOU BE RACIST WHEN WE CAN DO THIS?" says one of the girls putting her back towards you.
  15. >What is she doing?
  16. >Why is she bending?
  17. >Why is she shaking her ass up and do-
  18. >Oh god she's twerking.
  19. >"YEAH, HOW BOUT THAT? LIKE US NOW?" says one of the other girls doing the same.
  20. >Soon enough all of them are twerking.
  21. >Just twerking right in front of you.
  22. >"SO HOW BOUT IT RACIST, WANNA GO OUT WITH US?" says one of the girls twerking right near your crotch.
  23. But im not a raci-
  24. >"I have had ENOUGH of this!" says Aryan Beauty.
  25. >Aryan Beauty pushes the girls ass away... with her ass... twerking even.
  26. >"Norman is MY man, and i will NOT have some flat cheeked hussy go after him!" she says looking at her straight in the eyes while she twerks.
  27. >Wait... im her man?
  28. >Some dude stands on top of a table.
  29. >"TWEEEERK BAAATTLE!!!" he screams.
  30. >soon enough, every girl is twerking near you.
  31. >Asses everywhere of different colors.
  32. >Different cultures.
  33. >Rubbing against you in every.
  34. >Possible.
  35. >Angle.
  36. >You dont exactly know how to feel.
  37. >All you know is that you are hungry, and apparently you are going out with Aryan Beauty.
  38. >Also there are asses all over you.
  39. >Many.
  40. >Many asses.