
Living with him 1.5.2 (thread bumper)
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fullbodiedanon on
Nov 27th, 2013 | syntax:
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>Be chillin' with your Norman, when all of the sudden the phone rings.
>Answer phone.
Hello, Normal residence, Applejack speaking.
>"H__e y_u _i__le_ y__..." asks a staticy voice.
Excuse me partner?
>"H_ve you _i_dIe_ ye_..." they ask again.
>You're actually starting to get a little scared.
>Disregarding your instinct to hang up, you continue talking to the strange voice.
One more time partner.
>"Can you hear me now?" asks a familiar voice.
Pinkie?
>"I asked, have you diddled yet?"
>You slam the phone down.
>Fucking Pinkie.