Title:           Living with him 1.5.2 (thread bumper)
Author:          fullbodiedanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LC23wcYt
First Edit:      Wednesday 27th of November 2013 12:18:06 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 27th of November 2013 12:18:06 AM CDT

>Be chillin' with your Norman, when all of the sudden the phone rings.
>Answer phone.
Hello, Normal residence, Applejack speaking.
>"H__e y_u _i__le_ y__..." asks a staticy voice.
Excuse me partner?
>"H_ve you _i_dIe_ ye_..." they ask again.
>You're actually starting to get a little scared.
>Disregarding your instinct to hang up, you continue talking to the strange voice.
One more time partner.
>"Can you hear me now?" asks a familiar voice.
Pinkie?
>"I asked, have you diddled yet?"
>You slam the phone down.
>Fucking Pinkie.