Living with him 1.5 (short)

>Quick get away clothes at the ready?

>Check.

>Okay... just gotta... make sure no one's here is all.

>Norman IS out of the house, but, you can never be too sure.

>I mean, like, what if he gave a spare key to Pinkie or something?

>Okay, no, no, you're worrying too much Applejack.

>...

>Okay.

>We are going to...

>Diddle...

>And there isn't going to be any stopping.

>Aaaaaaand...

>Here we go.

*Riiing! Riiiing!*

FUCKING HELL! REALLY?

>You march yourself over to the phone.

Normal residence, Applejack speaking.

>"Have you diddled yet?" asks Pinkie.

Well i would have if you hadn't have CALLED ME!

>"You know, you ARE living with Norman now, what don't you just ask him to... you know... serve you?"

Pinkie for the love of-

>"Yeah yeah yeah, i get it, still have the hymen. Can't you just buy a dildo or something?"

I'm not going to buy a dildo Pinkie.

>"Well i mean, you either get a dildo and get the hymen thing over with, or you have a really awkward first time with Norman."

Wh-what?

>"Yeah, my first time was terrible because of that sucker. Hurt."

I didn't think it'd hurt that bad.

>"Well guess what. You're wrong. It hurts. You want me to just give you a dildo then?"

I'M NOT USING SOMETHING YOU'VE ALREADY USED!

>"woah woah woah, hay now! I haven't used it.... yet."

Pinkie, you're gonna make me sick i swear.

>"It's just the female body AJ, nothing sick about it. If i could, i'd be a nudist."

Oh my god Pinkie.

>"Okay, so he's out of the house?"

>...

Yeah...

>"Got yourself all set for a marathon of diddling?"

Please don't call it that.

>"Alright, well i know this really good porn site that i can give yo-"

>You hang up.

>You really don't want to talk about that kind of stuff.

>Not even with one of your friends.

>Alright then, time to get this show on the roa-

>"Hay AJ, i'm back, and i brought food."

>[internal crying]

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>You are currently eating chinese food with Norman at the dinner table.

>"You look... mad."

I ain't mad. You're mad.

>"Okay, yeah, you're mad. What happened?"

I... REALLY don't wanna talk about it sugarcube.

>"Alright then. I won't pry..." he says going back to eating.

>You in turn eat your food.

>"So, i was thinking we could go out tomorrow to see pacific ri-"

PINKIE ASKED ME IF I DIDDLED YET.

>...

>Oh god you said that out loud.

>OH GOD YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD.

>"Diddled? Like... mastruba-"

Shutupshutupshutup-

>"AJ, you know, i don't really... uh... care if you do that."

Ohhhhh my goood, i really don't want to talk about this.

>"Gotcha, conversation stopping right now."

>Back to eating.

I STILL HAVEN'T BROKE MY HYMEN YET AND I'M AFRAID IF WE HAVE SEX IT'LL HURT LIKE HELL.

>Fuck i did it again.

>"So you didn't buy a dildo or something to get that out of the way, or did you want to save it for m-"

I DON'T KNOW, SHUT UP.

>"So Pinkie's really egging you on about this too huh?"

Y-yeah... she- wait what?

>"Yeah, she's been telling me about how we should just do it. I don't know. I was gonna wait for when you were ready." he says going back to eating.

>How can he be so nonchalant about this conversation?!

>"So, do you wan't me to help or do you want me to leave the apartment for awhile or-

>You sink into the chair.

>"Out of the house it is then." he says taking his food outside.

>He pats you on the shoulder as he leaves.

>Oh my gosh.

>This is the most surreal thing that's ever happened to me.

>Having a conversation about mastrubation with my boyfriend.

>Well, at least he's trying to help in his own way.

>That's... kind of nice...

>You get up after eating your food.

>You head back to the bedroom.

>Get to the same website you had before.

>Lay out the quick get away clothes.

>And you put your hand in your p-

>[skype sound]

>Open skype.

>See "have you diddled yet?"