Title: Living with him 1.5 (short) Author: fullbodiedanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/DSsqkaZz First Edit: Thursday 17th of October 2013 05:32:31 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 17th of October 2013 05:32:31 PM CDT >Quick get away clothes at the ready? >Check. >Okay... just gotta... make sure no one's here is all. >Norman IS out of the house, but, you can never be too sure. >I mean, like, what if he gave a spare key to Pinkie or something? >Okay, no, no, you're worrying too much Applejack. >... >Okay. >We are going to... >Diddle... >And there isn't going to be any stopping. >Aaaaaaand... >Here we go. *Riiing! Riiiing!* FUCKING HELL! REALLY? >You march yourself over to the phone. Normal residence, Applejack speaking. >"Have you diddled yet?" asks Pinkie. Well i would have if you hadn't have CALLED ME! >"You know, you ARE living with Norman now, what don't you just ask him to... you know... serve you?" Pinkie for the love of- >"Yeah yeah yeah, i get it, still have the hymen. Can't you just buy a dildo or something?" I'm not going to buy a dildo Pinkie. >"Well i mean, you either get a dildo and get the hymen thing over with, or you have a really awkward first time with Norman." Wh-what? >"Yeah, my first time was terrible because of that sucker. Hurt." I didn't think it'd hurt that bad. >"Well guess what. You're wrong. It hurts. You want me to just give you a dildo then?" I'M NOT USING SOMETHING YOU'VE ALREADY USED! >"woah woah woah, hay now! I haven't used it.... yet." Pinkie, you're gonna make me sick i swear. >"It's just the female body AJ, nothing sick about it. If i could, i'd be a nudist." Oh my god Pinkie. >"Okay, so he's out of the house?" >... Yeah... >"Got yourself all set for a marathon of diddling?" Please don't call it that. >"Alright, well i know this really good porn site that i can give yo-" >You hang up. >You really don't want to talk about that kind of stuff. >Not even with one of your friends. >Alright then, time to get this show on the roa- >"Hay AJ, i'm back, and i brought food." >[internal crying] ----------------   >You are currently eating chinese food with Norman at the dinner table. >"You look... mad." I ain't mad. You're mad. >"Okay, yeah, you're mad. What happened?" I... REALLY don't wanna talk about it sugarcube. >"Alright then. I won't pry..." he says going back to eating. >You in turn eat your food. >"So, i was thinking we could go out tomorrow to see pacific ri-" PINKIE ASKED ME IF I DIDDLED YET. >... >Oh god you said that out loud. >OH GOD YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD. >"Diddled? Like... mastruba-" Shutupshutupshutup- >"AJ, you know, i don't really... uh... care if you do that." Ohhhhh my goood, i really don't want to talk about this. >"Gotcha, conversation stopping right now." >Back to eating. I STILL HAVEN'T BROKE MY HYMEN YET AND I'M AFRAID IF WE HAVE SEX IT'LL HURT LIKE HELL. >Fuck i did it again. >"So you didn't buy a dildo or something to get that out of the way, or did you want to save it for m-" I DON'T KNOW, SHUT UP. >"So Pinkie's really egging you on about this too huh?" Y-yeah... she- wait what? >"Yeah, she's been telling me about how we should just do it. I don't know. I was gonna wait for when you were ready." he says going back to eating. >How can he be so nonchalant about this conversation?! >"So, do you wan't me to help or do you want me to leave the apartment for awhile or- >You sink into the chair. >"Out of the house it is then." he says taking his food outside. >He pats you on the shoulder as he leaves. >Oh my gosh. >This is the most surreal thing that's ever happened to me. >Having a conversation about mastrubation with my boyfriend. >Well, at least he's trying to help in his own way. >That's... kind of nice... >You get up after eating your food. >You head back to the bedroom. >Get to the same website you had before. >Lay out the quick get away clothes. >And you put your hand in your p- >[skype sound] >Open skype. >See "have you diddled yet?"