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LAUNDRY TIME!

By: fullbodiedanon on Mar 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.50 KB  |  hits: 71  |  expires: Never
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  1. bubblegum: thanks for helping me with my laundry anon, everyone seems to be out on vacation... all at once.
  2.  
  3. >you probably shouldnt have told them that they could all pick any day.
  4.  
  5. bubblegum: i just felt as though they all deserved a break, so i gave them all one day of full vacation.
  6.  
  7. >still not the smarted choice of words.
  8.  
  9. your helping bonny fold towels, sheets, and comforters. the royal laundry machine is huge, and so its able to fit tons of shit in it.
  10.  
  11. bubblegum: i promise, whenever you need help folding your laundry, just give me a call.
  12.  
  13. >not needed. im surprised you didnt call marce. she could have helped you.
  14.  
  15. bubblegum: well i did, but she is off at a concert with the ice king.
  16.  
  17. >ah.
  18.  
  19. bubblegum: alright. next batch.
  20.  
  21. you open the royal drier, its about the same size as the royal washer... but its a drier.
  22.  
  23. bubblegum: okay anonymous, im going to go open the drier this ti- ANON WAIT!
  24.  
  25. too late, you opened the door.
  26.  
  27. you got on the floor.
  28.  
  29. but there was no dinosaur...
  30.  
  31. only underwear.
  32.  
  33. underwear fucking everywhere.
  34.  
  35. like, imagine an mountain... and actual mountain just falling on you.
  36.  
  37. okay, now imagine that the mountain was a pile of underwear.
  38.  
  39. yeah. thats where we are right now.
  40.  
  41. bubblegum: oh my...
  42.  
  43. >.... i see you like frills.
  44.  
  45. bubblegum: anonymous that is not funny.
  46.  
  47. >you know whats not funny? being trapped under a mountain of underwear, and not being able to move.
  48.  
  49. bubblegum: y-you cant move?
  50.  
  51. >there is an extent to how much i can lift bonny. and that limit has been met.... by a mountain of underwear.
  52.  
  53. bubblegum: this is... very embarrassing for me.
  54.  
  55. >...you have lingerie?
  56.  
  57. bubblegum: stop looking!!! im gonna help you out!
  58.  
  59. >hay, you know that feeling you get when you are holding the clothes that you get from the drier?
  60.  
  61. bubblegum: yeah its pretty goo- ANON!
  62.  
  63. >seriously though, i didnt know you were a DD-cup.
  64.  
  65. bubblegum: ANON STOP!
  66.  
  67. you can hear princess bubblegum frantically throwing all the underwear off from the mountain.
  68.  
  69. >so, do you have retractable breasts, or do you just tie them down?
  70.  
  71. bubblegum: anon, i would really appreciate it if you stopped making this HARDER FOR ME!
  72.  
  73. >wanna know whats getting harder for me?
  74.  
  75. bubblegum: A-ANON!!!!
  76.  
  77. >i think this is my new fetish. im definitely coming over here every tuesday night for the rest of my life.
  78.  
  79. bubblegum: you know what anon, you can just stay in there. see if i care.
  80.  
  81. >.......*sniiiiff*
  82.  
  83. bubblegum: ANON!!!!
  84.  
  85. >if i die in here, i think i wont have any regrets.
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