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I asked for regular coke, not diet.

By: fullbodiedanon on Sep 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.90 KB  |  hits: 72  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day fastest hedgehog around at Equestria High.
  2. >Well...
  3. >Not Equestria High.
  4. >Sonic.
  5. >The fast food place.
  6. >You are a carhop, the dudes that serve the food.
  7. >Sometimes they make you wear those wonky ass skates too while you deliver, but luckily not toda-
  8. >"Yo Norman, today is wednesday! PUT ON THE SKATES!" says your boss.
  9. >Ugh... so fucking close.
  10. >You quickly change out of your non-slip shoes into the skates.
  11. >Why do you have non-slip shoes?
  12. >Because Sonic is tight spaced, and the floor is always fucking slippery with fucking... i don't even know anymore.
  13. >You head outside to deliver the order you were given.
  14. >You roller skate out there, even dancing a little bit to the beat of the song that was currently playing on Sonic Radio (TM).
  15. Alright, i got a route 44 shake, some chili dogs an-
  16. >"Norman?" asks Rainbow Dash.
  17. Rainbow?
  18. >"Ohoho man! You work at Sonic?"
  19. Yeah. I wanted to help my cousins out, i owe them a lot.
  20. >"Wow. So how long have you been working here then?"
  21. Eh... couple of months.
  22. >"Yeah, i need a job. Luckily my mom just pays for everything though."
  23. >Rainbow's mom is a soccer mom, yeah, but when she isn't watching Dash run the field, she is a busy fucking woman.
  24. Yeah, i guess. Yo here's your food. That'll be $12.95.
  25. >"Yeah yeah..." she says digging around her pockets.
  26. >She stops.
  27. >She turns to you with a puppy dog face.
  28. No.
  29. >"Oh COME ON! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?"
  30. Ugh.... son of a bitch. Fine. You owe me.
  31. >She pumps her fist and kisses you on the cheek.
  32. >"Thanks Norm. I'll pay you back, i swear."
  33. >She starts to pull out and you just stand there.
  34. >She totally kissed you on the cheek.
  35. >Is that supposed to mean something?
  36. >"YO NORMAN, GET YOUR ASS INTO GEAR! WE GOT MORE PEOPLE COMING!" yells your boss.
  37. Yeah yeah...
  38. >You go inside.
  39. >Collect the next order.
  40. >Head outside.
  41. Alright, we got a hamburger some fries an-
  42. >"Norman?" asks Applejack.
  43. Oh for the love of...
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