Title:           I HAVE TO PEE
Author:          fullbodiedanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ZnpAKxDp
First Edit:      Monday 26th of August 2013 02:20:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 26th of August 2013 02:20:18 AM CDT

>Day asparagus at Equestria High.
>Be Norman.
>Day is pretty chill, just napping in english class.
>Everything is going just perfectl-
>"I have to pee." says some girl out loud.
>What?
>You lift your head to see it was Sunset Shimmers.
>Why would someone say that out loud during the middle of class like that?
>"I'm sorry Sunset, but you just came from the bathroom, you are going to have to hold i-"
>"I. Have. To. Pee." she says, this time literating every word.
Thanks for telling the whole class. We really needed to know that.
>"I HAVE TO PEE!" she screams.
>Dude what the fuck?
>"I HAVE TO PEE!" screams another girl.
>Soon enough, every girl is screaming that they need to pee over and over.
>"Oh no, not again. Boys, follow me before its too late!" says miss Cherilee.
>You do as she says and follow her out of the room.
>The other guys don't know what the fuck is going on... i mean you don't either but at least you are outside of the room.
>Boys get out of there before they-"
*SPLOOOSH*
>All the girls just fucking start pissing like water fountains.
>"Oh no, it's too late!"
>Miss Cherilee closes and locks the door.
>"Quick Norman, follow me!"
What the hell is going on?
>"The piss-a-geddon Norman! There is not much time!"
>Soon you see the halls begin to flood with piss.
>Just fucking piss everywhere.
>You and Cherilee make it to the top of the school to see the most scariest fucking thing.
>The outside of the school was flooded with piss, and there was a giant piss tsunami heading this way.
JESUS FUCK WHAT DO WE DO?
>"Norman! Look! Helicopters!" she says.
>The helicopters are pretty far away, but they are making good time, heading for the school.
>When they finally get to you and Cherilee, they let down a ladder.
>"Hop on and hang on! We don't have time for you to climb all the way up." Screams one of the men.
>You let Cherilee go first.
>"WE CANT SAVE THE OTHER, GO GO GO!" screams the guy to the pilot.
>what? fuck that!
>Before they take off and you get hit by the tsunami of piss, you take hold of the last fucking bar of the fucking ladder.
>"Norman, i cant believe you made that jump!" says Cherilee right above you.
>Damn gurl lookit dem panties.
O-oh yeah, pretty ballin right?
>"We are going to need to repopulate..."
What?
>"Piss-a-geddon has wiped out 72% of the world's populace."
WHAT?
>"I guess we can start right here on this ladder."
W-ah fuck it. gimme dat puss-puss.
 
An den dey fuqed. Da en.