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I HAVE TO PEE

By: fullbodiedanon on Aug 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.43 KB  |  hits: 80  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day asparagus at Equestria High.
  2. >Be Norman.
  3. >Day is pretty chill, just napping in english class.
  4. >Everything is going just perfectl-
  5. >"I have to pee." says some girl out loud.
  6. >What?
  7. >You lift your head to see it was Sunset Shimmers.
  8. >Why would someone say that out loud during the middle of class like that?
  9. >"I'm sorry Sunset, but you just came from the bathroom, you are going to have to hold i-"
  10. >"I. Have. To. Pee." she says, this time literating every word.
  11. Thanks for telling the whole class. We really needed to know that.
  12. >"I HAVE TO PEE!" she screams.
  13. >Dude what the fuck?
  14. >"I HAVE TO PEE!" screams another girl.
  15. >Soon enough, every girl is screaming that they need to pee over and over.
  16. >"Oh no, not again. Boys, follow me before its too late!" says miss Cherilee.
  17. >You do as she says and follow her out of the room.
  18. >The other guys don't know what the fuck is going on... i mean you don't either but at least you are outside of the room.
  19. >Boys get out of there before they-"
  20. *SPLOOOSH*
  21. >All the girls just fucking start pissing like water fountains.
  22. >"Oh no, it's too late!"
  23. >Miss Cherilee closes and locks the door.
  24. >"Quick Norman, follow me!"
  25. What the hell is going on?
  26. >"The piss-a-geddon Norman! There is not much time!"
  27. >Soon you see the halls begin to flood with piss.
  28. >Just fucking piss everywhere.
  29. >You and Cherilee make it to the top of the school to see the most scariest fucking thing.
  30. >The outside of the school was flooded with piss, and there was a giant piss tsunami heading this way.
  31. JESUS FUCK WHAT DO WE DO?
  32. >"Norman! Look! Helicopters!" she says.
  33. >The helicopters are pretty far away, but they are making good time, heading for the school.
  34. >When they finally get to you and Cherilee, they let down a ladder.
  35. >"Hop on and hang on! We don't have time for you to climb all the way up." Screams one of the men.
  36. >You let Cherilee go first.
  37. >"WE CANT SAVE THE OTHER, GO GO GO!" screams the guy to the pilot.
  38. >what? fuck that!
  39. >Before they take off and you get hit by the tsunami of piss, you take hold of the last fucking bar of the fucking ladder.
  40. >"Norman, i cant believe you made that jump!" says Cherilee right above you.
  41. >Damn gurl lookit dem panties.
  42. O-oh yeah, pretty ballin right?
  43. >"We are going to need to repopulate..."
  44. What?
  45. >"Piss-a-geddon has wiped out 72% of the world's populace."
  46. WHAT?
  47. >"I guess we can start right here on this ladder."
  48. W-ah fuck it. gimme dat puss-puss.
  49.  
  50. An den dey fuqed. Da en.
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