Title:           Fucking Casuals
Author:          fullbodiedanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/E3nBKUn1
First Edit:      Monday 26th of August 2013 02:24:27 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 26th of August 2013 02:24:27 AM CDT

>Be Norman
>Be forced to play Call of Duty with your shitty friend Brad.
>God you are so tired of this fucking game and how casually unbalanced it is.
>"W-wow N-norman your r-really g-good..." he says like a fucking beta.
>You shove your dick into the microphone of your headset and it instantly goes into his ear.
>You continuously fuck his ear while you play CoD.
>Doing nothing but 360 no scope headshots.
>Simultaneously you jizz so hard that you can feel brads head explode from the sheer force and amount.
>Today was a casual day.