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Fuckin' a Hotpocket

By: fullbodiedanon on Sep 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.01 KB  |  hits: 83  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day hot n' ready at Equestria High.
  2. >Be Norman.
  3. >You've been dating Sunset for awhile now.
  4. >Turns out she really likes bets.
  5. >Well, you lost a bet, and now you need to do whatever she wants.
  6. >I hope it's nothing creepy...
  7. Alright, so what do you want me to do?
  8. >Sunset only smiles evily and hands you a hotpocket.
  9. So like ,you want me to eat this hotpocket or something?
  10. >"Noooo.~"
  11. Well i mean, what do you want me to do?
  12. >"Make a slit on the top." she says grinning.
  13. >You do as she instructs.
  14. >"Goood.. gooood... now kiss it."
  15. What?
  16. >"KISS IT! AND USE TONGUE!"
  17. OKAY, FUCK!
  18. >You fucking make out with the hotpocket.
  19. >What the fuck is going on?
  20. >"Good, now take out your tongue and let the cheese drizzle out."
  21. >Fucking hell this girl...
  22. >You do as she asks, the cheese gets all over your chin and shit.
  23. >"Mmmmmm, good... now take off your pants."
  24. But-
  25. >"TAKE THEM OFF!"
  26. Aaaaaand they're off.
  27. >"Now, fuck the hotpocket."
  28. But it's going to stiiiiing.
  29. >"Norman, what did i just tell you to do?"
  30. Fuck the hotpocket.
  31. >"What are you not doing?"
  32. Fucking the hotpocket.
  33. >"What should you be doing?"
  34. Fucking the hotpocket.
  35. >"So what are you going to do?"
  36. Fuck the hotpocket.
  37. >"Good boy!~"
  38. >You stick your dick into the hotpocket.
  39. >Like you thought, it stung.
  40. >Like a lot.
  41. >"Fuck it harder!"
  42. I'M FUCKING THE HOTPOCKET AS HARD AS I CAN!
  43. >"Mmmmmmm.~"
  44. >This goes on for what feels like forever.
  45. >"Are you even close to cumming?"
  46. N-no.
  47. >"Fine then, i guess you need help."
  48. Oh please don't.
  49. >Sunset crushes the hotpocket onahole around your dick as hard as she can, and gives a handjob that would make She-Hulk jealous.
  50. >"CUM ALREADY!"
  51. OKAY!
  52. >She hovers her mouth over your hotpocket dick.
  53. >You shoot torrents of cum, cheese, and sauce into her awaiting mouth.
  54. >When you finally finish, she lifts up the hotpocket, and eats it.
  55. >"Delicious. now lets go make you fuck a meatloaf."
  56. But i like meatloaf. What did the meatloaf ever do to me?
  57. >"YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK A MEATLOAF, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT."
  58. >Fuck...
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