Derpril sucks the dick (TMNT fap)

>You enter a dark ally because fuck it shortcuts are hella dank.

>You accidentally bump into someone.

O-oh shit, i'm sorr-

>The person faces you.

>But...

>It's not a person.

>IT'S A FUCKING MUTANT!

OH FUCK, I'M OUTTA HERE!

>Before you can run for your life, you are pulled in by the hulking arm the thing has.

>She lifts you up into the air with ease.

>She takes a good look at you.

>She notices the type of pants you are wearing aren't the same as hers.

>She decides to fiddle around with them while she has you in the air.

H-hay wait, that's-

>She comes across your zipper.

>She begins to play with it.

>The friction and fear start to make you have an awkward as fuck boner.

>Once again she is quick to notice this.

>Fiddling more, you boner pops out.

>She begins to sniff it.

>She has her mouth open.

>Her breath reaches your dick.

>She begins to lick.

Oh god...

>She pulls back and licks her lips.

>She goes in for it, shoving your whole girth into her mouth.

>Her mouth is like a fucking vacuum.

>The bumps and ridges in her mouth combined with her saliva are enough to send you into Elysium.

>After only a minute, you feel the edge.

>You bust a nut straight down her throat.

>She greedily swallows every bit, still sucking as hard as she can.

>When you are finished, and she is sure that she got every last drop of cum, she sets you down.

Oh man... that was great.

>"DERP!"

Y-you too...

>And then you go to the doctor to get checked for any kind of virus or some shit, but it's A-okay because mutants have different enzymes than normal humans, so no HIV.

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>Ally way again.

>You gotta find your mutant waifu.

>You hear a rustling in the dumpster behind you.

>You open it to find-

>"Meow."

>A cat...

>Well fuck, now you dreams of having hot monster sex is just thrown out the win-

>"DERP!"

>You quickly turn around to see your mutant waifu hovering over you.

>She surrounds you in a hella stronk bear hug.

Fuck.... can't.... breath...

>She is apparently smart enough to know when she's hurting someone, so she sets you down gently.

U-um... hay again.

>"DERP!"

I uh... i brought you some food and water and-

>She goes straight for the pants.

O-oh... um... i guess that's cool too.

>Dick out.

>Rock hard because no shame.

>Once again you feel her breath on it,

>Wait...

>This time it feels... lighter?

>You look to see... oh god...

>She's using her tiny head.

Uuuum, i don't think it would fit in there so-

>Before you can say another word, you see the second heads jaw unhinge, and it just shoves your dick into it's maw.

>When it's lips clamp down around your base, it's "throat" constricts.

>Intead of the bumps you felt in her real mouth and throat, this time all you feel is slime and membrane... which still feels pretty awesome.

>Instead of suction, you get a massage.

>Being the beta you are, you cum on the spot.

>Her throat constricts tighter, not letting you go even when you feel like you're finished.

C-come on already, you gotta let me go and-

>Her real head gets right next to her other one and starts to lap at your balls.

Ooooohohohohooooo...

>She milks you for cum for what seems like hours.

>When she finishes, she gives a tiny burp.

You know i really DID bring you real food.

>You point to the tupperware with spaghetti.

>She picks it up, sniffs it, and tosses it.

>Into the trash it goes.

>"DERP!"

>Your waifu says she does not require spaghoot, so she will have none.