Title:           Derpril sucks the dick (TMNT fap)
Author:          fullbodiedanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/cUnVav1f
First Edit:      Wednesday 15th of January 2014 12:47:01 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 15th of January 2014 12:47:01 AM CDT

>You enter a dark ally because fuck it shortcuts are hella dank.
>You accidentally bump into someone.
O-oh shit, i'm sorr-
>The person faces you.
>But...
>It's not a person.
>IT'S A FUCKING MUTANT!
OH FUCK, I'M OUTTA HERE!
>Before you can run for your life, you are pulled in by the hulking arm the thing has.
>She lifts you up into the air with ease.
>She takes a good look at you.
>She notices the type of pants you are wearing aren't the same as hers.
>She decides to fiddle around with them while she has you in the air.
H-hay wait, that's-
>She comes across your zipper.
>She begins to play with it.
>The friction and fear start to make you have an awkward as fuck boner.
>Once again she is quick to notice this.
>Fiddling more, you boner pops out.
>She begins to sniff it.
>She has her mouth open.
>Her breath reaches your dick.
>She begins to lick.
Oh god...
>She pulls back and licks her lips.
>She goes in for it, shoving your whole girth into her mouth.
>Her mouth is like a fucking vacuum.
>The bumps and ridges in her mouth combined with her saliva are enough to send you into Elysium.
>After only a minute, you feel the edge.
>You bust a nut straight down her throat.
>She greedily swallows every bit, still sucking as hard as she can.
>When you are finished, and she is sure that she got every last drop of cum, she sets you down.
Oh man... that was great.
>"DERP!"
Y-you too...
>And then you go to the doctor to get checked for any kind of virus or some shit, but it's A-okay because mutants have different enzymes than normal humans, so no HIV.
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>Ally way again.
>You gotta find your mutant waifu.
>You hear a rustling in the dumpster behind you.
>You open it to find-
>"Meow."
>A cat...
>Well fuck, now you dreams of having hot monster sex is just thrown out the win-
>"DERP!"
>You quickly turn around to see your mutant waifu hovering over you.
>She surrounds you in a hella stronk bear hug.
Fuck.... can't.... breath...
>She is apparently smart enough to know when she's hurting someone, so she sets you down gently.
U-um... hay again.
>"DERP!"
I uh... i brought you some food and water and-
>She goes straight for the pants.
O-oh... um... i guess that's cool too.
>Dick out.
>Rock hard because no shame.
>Once again you feel her breath on it,
>Wait...
>This time it feels... lighter?
>You look to see... oh god...
>She's using her tiny head.
Uuuum, i don't think it would fit in there so-
>Before you can say another word, you see the second heads jaw unhinge, and it just shoves your dick into it's maw.
>When it's lips clamp down around your base, it's "throat" constricts.
>Intead of the bumps you felt in her real mouth and throat, this time all you feel is slime and membrane... which still feels pretty awesome.
>Instead of suction, you get a massage.
>Being the beta you are, you cum on the spot.
>Her throat constricts tighter, not letting you go even when you feel like you're finished.
C-come on already, you gotta let me go and-
>Her real head gets right next to her other one and starts to lap at your balls.
Ooooohohohohooooo...
>She milks you for cum for what seems like hours.
>When she finishes, she gives a tiny burp.
You know i really DID bring you real food.
>You point to the tupperware with spaghetti.
>She picks it up, sniffs it, and tosses it.
>Into the trash it goes.
>"DERP!"
>Your waifu says she does not require spaghoot, so she will have none.