Counselor Cadence

>Day "how does this make you feel" at Equestria High.

>Be Norman.

>You have been sent to the school counselor because your grandma died and the school found out.

>It's mandatory.

>You hardly even knew your grandma, all you knew about her was that she had some bitchin rock candy in her purse all the time.

>All those jolly ranchers.

>All those butterscotches.

>So you head for the counselors room to get this all over with.

>You open the door to see miss Cadence at her desk.

>"Oh, hello! You must be Norman. Please sit down!"

>Okay. Wow she sure is full of energy.

>You sit down and realise she has a jar full of jolly ranchers.

>You cant help but eye those motherfuckers down.

>"Would you like one?"

>Did this woman... just offer you one of HER jolly ranchers?

Y-yes please.

>"Go ahead. Jolly ranchers are my favorite."

>Which one do you pick?

>Not really sour apple?

>Bombin blue berry?

>Sensational strawberry?

>Orgasm inducing orange?

>You just cant decide.

>"Go ahead and take one of each. I dont mind."

>You were wrong, she is not a woman at all... she is a goddess.

>Principal Celestia never lets you put a finger in her candy jar.

>You think vice principal Luna is too shy to ask.

Th-thank you...

>"So Norman, i heard your grandmother died... i am terribly sorry."

I'ts alright.. i mean, i never really got the chance to know her.

>"Thats even more terrible!"

Yeah, ill i have to know her by was that she was pretty laid back and knew karate. Thats pretty cool though. Karate grandma.

>Cadence tries to hold in a giggle.

Go ahead. I did just make a joke.

>She busts out laughing.

>"You're not grieving at all are you?" she asks getting a jolly rancher herself.

Well, i mean kinda. She was really nice, i just didn't know her well enough.

>"Yeah... i didn't know my grandmother that well either. All i know is that she gave me candy all the time and was pretty nice."

That's exactly like my grandma!

>You and counselor cadence end up talking well into lunch time.

>"Oh my, i cant believe how i lost track of time like that. I guess that talking to you just made me open myself up a bit. I've never met anyone who actually listens to everything i have to say."

Really? I was starting to see why you are the school counselor. You sure put a smile on my face today. I was having a bad day because everyone keeps calling me a racist and-

>"Excuse me... say that again?"

Uh.... you know actually i should get to lunch and-

>"Everyone has been calling you racist? Are you the kid i keep hearing about?"

>Oh fuck, now the goddess is going to hate you too...

Yeah... but i mean-

>"You aren't racist."

I'm not raci-wha?

>"Norman, talking to you, i can tell you aren't racist. Can i ask why they think you are racist?"

Silliest thing, my first day of school here, i asked why everyone had different colored skin. I didn't mean it like "man i sure hate all of these blue people."

>"You didn't know about the culture here yet did you?

Nah...

>"Wow... and all of these kids have been calling you racist. Well, how about we go sort this out?"

You mean you can fix all of this?

>Yes. Why would i let my favorite student here be falsely accused of being a racist?"

>She steps up and walks out waving for you to follow her.

>You both head up to lunch and stand at the front of the entrance.

>"Excuse me everyone, may i have your attention?" asks Cadence.

>Everyone turns to look at Cadence and you.

>"Hay look! The racist finally got caught! Hue hue hue hue hu-"

>"That is why i have come here. Everyone, Norman here is NOT a racist. It seems as though you don't realize that he is a new student here and didn't have a grasp on our culture. He is not a racist, he just didn't know. For now on, please treat him with respect. Say sorry everyone." she says proudly.

>Like she knew the job was done.

>What she doesn't know is that teenagers are assholes and never give up on what they belie-

>"Sorry Norman."

>Woah...

>Fucking what?

>What the fuck just happened?

>You look to Cadence.

>She is just fucking smiling.

Okay, no... what?

>"Surprised? I am too a little bit."

You mean you didn't think this was going to work either?

>"Not at a- wait... you thought this wasn't going to work?"

Nope...

>"...heheheheh... you know... we have a lot in common Norman..." she says smiling, even bumping your arm.

>The rest of the day was pretty lax.

>Some people even tried being friendly with you now.

>HELL even some girls tried asking for your number.

>After the day was done, you went over to Cadence's room again.

>"Hay Norman. How was your day? Better i hope."

A lot better. Thanks... i mean it.

>"Well, i wouldn't want my favorite student here to just have a horrible year." she said packing up and getting ready to leave.

Well, i guess i should go home too.

>"I'll see you next week Norman." said Cadence.

>But not leaving the room without giving you a peck on the forehead.

>...

>Goddess waifu tier: confirmed.

>Action from this point: win her over.