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CUTIE MARK NIGGA CRUSADAHS

By: fullbodiedanon on May 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.94 KB  |  hits: 88  |  expires: Never
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  1. (ebonics translator yo. its hella phat nigga.)
  2.  
  3. >be applebloom
  4. >yo' basically da leader o' da CMC
  5. >some might think its scoots, but nope.
  6. >this day, yo' going ta git yo' cutiemarks.
  7. >all o' you be.
  8. >"what should we's do this day?" asks sweetie belle.
  9. >"what HAVENT we's tried?" asks scootaloo.
  10. pimpz... you know... we's havent had mr. anon he`p us 'bfoe! maybe he could find us uh way!
  11. >yeah, dis here wuz uh pimp-tight idea!
  12. >"pimp-tight idea applebloom!" said sweetie belle.
  13. >yeah, ah know.
  14. >you an' da CMC head ta anons crib.
  15. >when you git dere, you feel like youve forgotten somethin` very important...
  16. >somethin` 'boutmr. anon, but you cant put yo' hoof on it.
  17. >once you git dere, you knock on his do'.
  18. >*creaaaaaak*
  19. >well... thats creepy.
  20. >"do's open..." says mister anon from inside.
  21. >yeea mister anon, ah can see dat.
  22. >you all step inside an' feel uh chill creep around yo' spine.
  23. shucks mr. anon, how come you all up an' gots yer crib all cold an' such?
  24. >"ah like da cold. uh lot bettah than it being hot in muh motha fuckin opinion." he said.
  25. >his voice wuz coming from da kitchen.
  26. >"you know, ah should really git dat lock fixed, anyone could just barge on in like you all just did." >but he said da do' wuz ope- oooooh... he wuz being sarcastic.
  27. >but, we's didnt know da lock wuz broken... maybe hes just always grumpy.
  28. >sis always says his temper gets da bettah o' him sometimes.
  29. >"so why you fillies here? wants some chickn n` corn bread 'n waffles or somethin`?"
  30. nah, we's came ta see if you could-
  31. >"COULD he`p US git OUR CUTIE MARKS!" interrupts scootaloo.
  32. >what uh flank hole.
  33. >"ah. figured id be hit up like dis here sooner or later... hmmmm.... awww!"
  34. you gots an idear mr. anon?
  35. >"why yeea .... ah do...."
  36. >why did dat sound creepy?
  37. >soon enough, yo' answer iz given ta you.
  38. >anon peeps his head around da corner.
  39. >he has uh really wide smile dat comes across as... well fine ass daaaaaaammm creepy.
  40. >"ah know how you beotches can git yo' cutiemarks..."
  41. >soon you begin ta realize dat uh mass o' tentacles... nahh... wait...
  42. >awww CELESTIA, YOU REMEMBER!
  43. >anon... anon himself wuz okay an' all.... but... but... he had....
  44. >MINGERS
  45. >soon you an' yo' niggas an' you be backed up into uh corner
  46. >quick... you need ta do somethin` 'bfoe he gets you wif his mingers...
  47. >....
  48. SCOOTALOO dis here wuz YER WORST IDEAR YET!
  49. >"wha-"
  50. >'bfoe she could say anythin`... you wuz all ensnared in his mingers.
  51. >only darkness followed.
  52. >.... >you mus' be wondering... "why iz da story still going along?"
  53. >well...
  54. >we's ova reacted...
  55. >okay... AH ova reacted.
  56. >turns out anon wuz gonna teach us how ta make chickn n` corn bread 'n waffles an' sheeit.
  57. >you an' da CMC gots yo' cutiemarks in cooking
  58. >weird... hadnt yall already done dis here?
  59. >awww well, you all git ta rub yo' flanks in diamond tiara an' silver spoons faces.
  60. >this day wuz uh pimp-tight day you reckon in the hood.
  61. >fo sho nigga
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