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CUTIE MARK MINGER CRUSADERS!!! YAY!!!

By: fullbodiedanon on Oct 5th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.80 KB  |  hits: 84  |  expires: Never
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  1. >be applebloom
  2. >your basically the leader of the CMC
  3. >some might think its scoots, but nope.
  4. >today, your going to get your cutiemarks.
  5. >all of you are.
  6. >"what should we do today?" asks sweetie belle.
  7. >"what HAVENT we tried?" asks scootaloo.
  8. guys... you know... we havent had mr. anon help us before! maybe he could find us a way!
  9. >yeah, this was a good idea!
  10. >"good idea applebloom!" said sweetie belle.
  11. >yeah, i know.
  12. >you and the CMC head to anons house.
  13. >when you get there, you feel like youve forgotten something very important...
  14. >something about mr. anon, but you cant put your hoof on it.
  15. >once you get there, you knock on his door.
  16. >*creaaaaaak*
  17. >well... thats creepy.
  18. >"doors open..." says mister anon from inside.
  19. >yes mister anon, i can see that.
  20. >you all step inside and feel a chill creep around your spine.
  21. shucks mr. anon, how come you all up and have yer house all cold and such?
  22. >"i like the cold. a lot better than it being hot in my opinion." he said.
  23. >his voice was coming from the kitchen.
  24. >"you know, i should really get that lock fixed, anyone could just barge on in like you all just did.
  25. >but he said the door was ope- oooooh... he was being sarcastic.
  26. >but, we didnt know the lock was broken... maybe hes just always grumpy.
  27. >sis always says his temper gets the better of him sometimes.
  28. >"so why you fillies here? want some food or something?"
  29. nah, we came to see if you could-
  30. >"COULD HELP US GET OUR CUTIE MARKS!" interrupts scootaloo.
  31. >what a flank hole.
  32. >"ah. figured id be hit up like this sooner or later... hmmmm.... oh!"
  33. you have an idear mr. anon?
  34. >"why yes.... i do...."
  35. >why did THAT sound creepy?
  36. >soon enough, your answer is given to you.
  37. >anon peeps his head around the corner.
  38. >he has a really wide smile that comes across as... well pretty darn creepy.
  39. >"i know how you girls can get your cutiemarks..."
  40. >soon you begin to realize that a mass of tentacles... no... wait...
  41. >OH CELESTIA, YOU REMEMBER!
  42. >anon... anon himself was okay and all.... but... but... he had....
  43. >MINGERS
  44. >soon you and your friends and you are backed up into a corner
  45. >quick... you need to do something before he gets you with his mingers...
  46. >....
  47. SCOOTALOO THIS WAS YER WORST IDEAR YET!
  48. >"wha-"
  49. >before she could say anything... you were all ensnared in his mingers.
  50. >only darkness followed.
  51. >....
  52. >you must be wondering... "why is the story still going along?"
  53. >well...
  54. >we over reacted...
  55. >okay... I over reacted.
  56. >turns out anon was gonna teach us how to make food and stuff.
  57. >you and the CMC got your cutiemarks in cooking
  58. >weird... hadnt yall already done this?
  59. >oh well, you all get to rub your flanks in diamond tiara and silver spoons faces.
  60. >today was a good day you reckon.
  61.  
  62. heres the pic for added feels. http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=mingers+5#/d5ef2ii
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